Evan Derrow
@evanderrow
If in doubt, assume it is sarcasm
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It turns out music, movies, entertainment, and society in general peaked during the exact time period when you, the person reading this, were a teenager.
at the risk of taking this too seriously, i will say it's kind of weird for the richest man in the world to say "this is the public square, i will take it private."
Do you like solving problems? So does C5ISR Center’s Evan Derrow! Derrow, a strategic initiatives officer, says the joy of problem solving led him to a career in #STEM. Test your problem solving skills in this week’s issue: c5isr.ccdc.army.mil/stem_fun_at_ho… @usarmy_devcom @ecybermission
stop fighting! everyone stop fighting! this goes against everything the lockheed martin armed forces bowl stands for!
This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time.
Canceling virtual hangout sessions is okay. Choosing to spend time with your spreadsheet instead of online with your friends is okay. Obsessing over the power of XLOOKUP is okay. Being in love with Excel is okay. Excel is Excel-lent and so are you.
Definition of a Tom sundae with Greg sprinkles on top. Congratulations to Matthew Macfadyen and @nicholasbraun of #SuccessionHBO on their individual Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series.
legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it
Beginning today, we are posting #COVID19 cases by ZIP code on coronavirus.maryland.gov. We are being as proactive as anyone in the country on this so that Marylanders can better understand the spread of this deadly virus.
NFL refs when a coach challenges an obviously incorrect pass interference call
And with that, it's over. Deadspin no longer employs a single writer or editor. I am gutted but so very proud of this group of people. Deadspin was a good website.
😀: when #Barry wins two Emmys 😭: when you're reminded (frequently) that the Wire never won any
$600 million is enough to pay an entire 120-man roster $50,000 a year for 100 years
$600 million. That's how much money is going into Alabama's athletics facility upgrade. readsn.com/2OLEIEf
This works out to approximately $0 per player
Roses are red, The Eagles won the Super Bowl.
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