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what’s the most insane doctor who tweet you’ve ever seen?



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Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever


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At TSA with my parents and we were talking about how tightly packed my suitcase was and my mom casually said “yeah if they open that suitcase it’s gonna explode!” and I looked at her like this


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Calvinn_Hobbes's tweet image. CHRISTMAS MORNING!! #MerryChristmas #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas

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replying with this when my boss texts me that i’m an hour and a half late for work

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Something that’s not obvious to me. Why is it that if a clothing retailer has a clearance rack, the items are more likely to be sizes like XXL than, say, M?



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Every year me and my son find the worst tree on the lot for Christmas. This year’s is especially bad.

octopuscaveman's tweet image. Every year me and my son find the worst tree on the lot for Christmas. This year’s is especially bad.

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Our long-time customer Pat recently lost Linda, his wife of 55 years, so we've been supporting him in every way we can. Today Pat is healing by lying down in the store while listening to Linkin Park at max volume. The chip and cooler aisles will have limited accessibility until…

celinatruckstop's tweet image. Our long-time customer Pat recently lost Linda, his wife of 55 years, so we've been supporting him in every way we can. Today Pat is healing by lying down in the store while listening to Linkin Park at max volume.

The chip and cooler aisles will have limited accessibility until…

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ME: your email finds me full of festive BEASTIE BOYS: CHEER ME: but we'll have to pick this up in the BEASTIE BOYS: NEW YEAR


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I instinctually distrust this goat im glad its gone

Balearic island cave goat or myotragus balearicus, that went extinct ~3000-4000 BCE, is the only known species of goat to have forward facing eyes.

Rainmaker1973's tweet image. Balearic island cave goat or myotragus balearicus, that went extinct ~3000-4000 BCE, is the only known species of goat to have forward facing eyes.


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🚨: France just beat the world record for nuclear fusion! They ran for 22 minutes! It maintained astonishing 90 million degrees Fahrenheit (50 million °C) for 1,337 seconds—more than 22 minutes.

forallcurious's tweet image. 🚨:  France just beat the world record for nuclear fusion! They ran for 22 minutes!

It maintained astonishing 90 million degrees Fahrenheit (50 million °C) for 1,337 seconds—more than 22 minutes.

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I’m screaming because Claire Danes be going through it on everything 😂


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Hello, I am Jürgen from Bruxelles. I have a masters in social business welfare studies. I demand 10% of your global revenue for violation of cookie popups.

nikitabier's tweet image. Hello, I am Jürgen from Bruxelles.

I have a masters in social business welfare studies.

I demand 10% of your global revenue for violation of cookie popups.

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Students using ChatGPT will be turning in essays like, “The characters in Jane Austen’s novels speak on two levels. One, the surface level interactions in high society they must maintain. Two, the expression of a thirst so heinous, it can only be quenched by cracking a Sprite.”

OpenAI is reportedly going to start showing ads to free users, per MacRumors.



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JV sitting on 297 wins entering 2033:

Can Justin Verlander reach 300 wins? 👀 His 266 career victories lead all active pitchers!

MLB's tweet image. Can Justin Verlander reach 300 wins? 👀

His 266 career victories lead all active pitchers!


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Don't care. Lmk when I can watch Mad Max on HBO Men.

Mad Men is now available to stream on HBO Max, for the first time in 4K.

consequence's tweet image. Mad Men is now available to stream on HBO Max, for the first time in 4K.


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IT'S OFFICIAL. UNO IS OFFICIALLY BEING ADDED AS A TABLE GAME IN LAS VEGAS CASINOS. (via @reviewjournal)

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UNO IS OFFICIALLY BEING ADDED AS A TABLE GAME IN LAS VEGAS CASINOS. 

(via @reviewjournal)


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