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Evan Michael Brown

@evbro

Composer / Copywriter / Cartoonist / Award-winning inventor of fake awards. 50 million combined Spotify plays and under 500 Twitter followers.

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Introducing Musematic. Debut EP "Exhibit A" now available on all streaming platforms (Spotify link: spoti.fi/3P9KluY). A year ago all my music was made to someone else's agenda. So I started a project with one goal: do what I want and amuse nobody but myself.

evbro's tweet image. Introducing Musematic. Debut EP "Exhibit A" now available on all streaming platforms (Spotify link: spoti.fi/3P9KluY).

A year ago all my music was made to someone else's agenda. So I started a project with one goal: do what I want and amuse nobody but myself.

All my dreams for the last week have been baseball stress dreams, which I acknowledge is as ludicrous as it sounds. At least after this weekend I'll be free to stress dream about normal things like alien invasions again.


Rolling Stone headline: "Weird Al Yankovic May Never Release Another Parody Song" Second paragraph quote from Al: "I’m not saying I’m never gonna do another one" Rolling Stone online is awful.


It has been an amazingly, surprisingly fun and unexpected postseason but it looks like the magic has run out. Winning the last two in Houston isn’t impossible, but it sure does seem that way right now.


Smoltz apparently golfs at courses where the Par 4s are 150 yards, because he just said Schwarber's list of 400+ ft homers "look like Par 4 numbers"


I'm most nervous about tonight's game. The difference between 3-1 and 2-2 is miles.


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7-0 🤝 7-0


Why is cannot a word and willnot is not


Brady straight up tossed his family to have one more shitty year of football


Unpopular opinion but I like the Bears’ orange helmets. Though I agree they look way too much like Cincy/Cleveland and a white helmet may have been cooler.


Why does @panerabread call itself Panera in commercials but their logo and Twitter handle is Panera Bread? These things keep me up at night


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