Funny Quote of the Day: "What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean." - Christopher Fry
Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met." - Herb Caen
Funny Quote of the Day: "Fashions have done more harm than revolutions." - Victor Hugo
Funny Quote of the Day: "Macho does not prove mucho." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich
Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip
Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes
Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot
Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields
Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill
Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle
Funny Quote of the Day: "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh
Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman
Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." - Bob Hope
Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is a zoo in a jungle." - Peter De Vries
Funny Quote of the Day: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell
Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony
Funny Quote of the Day: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." - Timothy Leary
Funny Quote of the Day: "The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse." - Jackie Kennedy
Funny Quote of the Day: "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." - Helen Hayes
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