thirty, flirty, and memento mori
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I’m a delight | “the demeanor of someone who has a pocket full of sparkles and a mouth that says you don’t want this smoke” - @knittykitty | (he/him)
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I dedicate my Nicole Kidman row to all the times I’ve said to people “you know, she was a very fun villain in Paddington”
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“An empty tomb?? He’s supposed to be dead!”
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Life is short, dance.
Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:
Me: “ooh lemme open the app to see the birthday balloons!!” *never actually told Twitter my birthday* Whoops lol
Literally was thinking about this tweet while shopping for dishwashers the other day
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
Iceland wins for best jury vote! Our watch group was screaming “AN-O-THER MASK” #Eurovision2023
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