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not a deli man

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Best nap spot

Couch %53.8
Bed %46.2

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Man escorted from function for having fish-flop dap


Flat tired a guy on both feet back to back, coward didn’t even glance at me


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The Shining

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Haven’t seen any kids hyped up on a sugar rush in quite some time. That because there’s just so much sugar in our diet that we’re always like that? Maybe it’s cause of that damn phone? I’m not sure


Why we got two balls? Why not just one big ball?


Sometimes you just see someone and know they smell wonderful


If you take the elevator one floor you don’t deserve your legs


Incredible the amount of people who go their whole lives without ever looking up


I think smelling bad in public warrants a dope slap on the back of the head


Walking around reading a book is 10x worse than walking around staring at ur phone


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I am an artist. My coworkers are my canvas and talking about the weather is my brush.


Super Bowl for the worst people you know

andrew tate just cooked adam22 on his relationship



Hard to beat the value of a rotisserie chicken


Throwing skittles at ur dads head full force


Betchu my dad can rotate an imaginary cube faster than your dad


SpongeBob is in my calc 2 class and he won’t stop coughing


Cracked off three multi-vitamins


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