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This kid won the internet🤣🤣😭

A 13-year-old boy had his throat slashed by a stranger while walking with his family along the Daytona Beach Boardwalk during a visit for the races. 13-year-old Sullivan Clarke recounts his near-death experience with his family after he was slashed in the neck by Jermaine Long.



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This guy at a gym asks gym members what year they were born 🤣


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A Hans Gruber and Les Grossman edit the internet is not ready for.


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Still cracks me up every damn time


This is Curt Angle

BREAKING: Scientists at Princeton University recreated a 3D model showing how Adam from the Bible — the first human created by God — may have appeared.

luireigns's tweet image. BREAKING: Scientists at Princeton University recreated a 3D model showing how Adam from the Bible — the first human created by God — may have appeared.


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Does a gae person sleep gae or straight?? 🤯


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HOT SOUP COMING THROUGH

From Adam Levi

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CHAOS ERUPTS IN ROCHESTER as Rylan Hartley LIGHTS UP Steph Charbonneau in the open floor


Pure gold

“How did you make the Pro Bowl with more INTs than TDs?” Shedeur Sanders:



The place where I renew my license?

Now that I have a little bit more time, I'm going to make a pretty lengthy thread on why this will likely become one of the most impactful storms in decades, not only for the DMV, but for a lot of people as well.



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Was she being too homophobic on the date? 🤔

From AlphaFox

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Normies eating verse “influencer” eating lol


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🤣🤌🏼


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You’re a mayor. Know your role. Water, city parks, waste collection. That’s your department. Nobody is briefing you nor seeking your advice on international military operations.


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LIKE FOR CBB POD 🏀 RETWEET FOR NFL POD🏈 COMMENT FOR A 5U MAX BET💎🔨 GOING FOR 18-4 FREE PLAY RUN🔥🔥🔥


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This is the most romantic shit I’ve ever seen. She’s a keeper. That’s the type that deserves the moon.


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The first person in the world to kick his own balls… That’s history right here!


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You'd think when $18 billion was being stolen from the taxpayers of Minnesota, the local media would have 24/7 coverage of it. Nope, not here. Not a thing. That should tell you all you need to know.


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