Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA
@excelgoblin91
Freak In The Sheets | XLookup Enthusiast | Banned from Down the Hatch
Turned the gender neutral office bathroom into Nagasaki and the office baddie was waiting right outside for her turn
Whoever made Rent Cafe deserves to treat themselves to a nice weekend excursion to Cape Cod
When are we getting protein beers
People who run shirtless in Midtown during lunch hour might be the most unemployed people out there
Somehow doesn’t even crack the top 3 worst things to happen to me today #NukeZachOrr #NukeWillWarren #NukeEmariDemercado
WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY RECEIVER LIKE CRABTREE THATS THE RESULT YOU GON GET
Call me Bonnie the way I’ve been a freak in the sheets today
NYC Hinge is either blue hairs that go to Lincoln Center School of the Arts or daddy’s money wine and cheese girls from Greenwich CT named Piper
Getting chirped by the LIRR conductor at 1 AM before a work week is not how I wanted to start the NFL season
The worst Sunday Scaries ever was Labor Day before the first day of school
Everyone who puts the Helen Keller prompt needs to get shot
Does every girl on dating apps have the same personality? Don’t hate me if I: yap too much First round’s on me if: it’s not This year I really want to: travel We’ll get along if: you like tacos & margs Prove me wrong about: men Typical Sunday: church, brunch, & nap
Hot sauce if it didn’t come with any side effects to my bowels
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