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Turned the gender neutral office bathroom into Nagasaki and the office baddie was waiting right outside for her turn

excelgoblin91's tweet image. Turned the gender neutral office bathroom into Nagasaki and the office baddie was waiting right outside for her turn

This should be a Bumble ad

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Whoever made Rent Cafe deserves to treat themselves to a nice weekend excursion to Cape Cod


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Officially a Murray Chiller @excelgoblin91 @Warren_Stuffit


George, a second kid has been killed #BKKAK

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When are we getting protein beers

Starbucks is introducing a series of protein-focused beverages, putting up to 36g of protein in a cup of coffee

Dexerto's tweet image. Starbucks is introducing a series of protein-focused beverages, putting up to 36g of protein in a cup of coffee
Dexerto's tweet image. Starbucks is introducing a series of protein-focused beverages, putting up to 36g of protein in a cup of coffee


Hinge like from someone from HS


Happy 10/15. We did it.

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People who run shirtless in Midtown during lunch hour might be the most unemployed people out there


Somehow doesn’t even crack the top 3 worst things to happen to me today #NukeZachOrr #NukeWillWarren #NukeEmariDemercado

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WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY RECEIVER LIKE CRABTREE THATS THE RESULT YOU GON GET

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Call me Bonnie the way I’ve been a freak in the sheets today


NYC Hinge is either blue hairs that go to Lincoln Center School of the Arts or daddy’s money wine and cheese girls from Greenwich CT named Piper


Getting chirped by the LIRR conductor at 1 AM before a work week is not how I wanted to start the NFL season


The worst Sunday Scaries ever was Labor Day before the first day of school


Everyone who puts the Helen Keller prompt needs to get shot

Does every girl on dating apps have the same personality? Don’t hate me if I: yap too much First round’s on me if: it’s not This year I really want to: travel We’ll get along if: you like tacos & margs Prove me wrong about: men Typical Sunday: church, brunch, & nap



Hot sauce if it didn’t come with any side effects to my bowels


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