Buttercup
@existentialnat
Oscillating between chaotic good and lawful evil. “To realize one’s destiny is a person’s only obligation.” -Paulo Coelho
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The Norwegian Nobel Committee should make an exception and revoke Maria Corina Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize.
So instead of thanking that loser ass bitch for showing you a sign of where exactly we’re at as a country, y’all still ignoring.
Only two people have ever accepted a second-hand Nobel Prize as a gift. One of them was Joseph Goebbels.
Idk why January feels so heavy and unmotivating…Ick. I don’t like this energy
It takes me 6 months to calm down plz don’t come bothering me
I’m a lot like Jesus Christ in the sense that I showed a lot of promise as a child and then basically fell off in my 20’s but returned at 33 to pop off unimaginably hard
this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
President Trump with Nobel Peace Prize medal presented to him by Maria Corina Machado.
Stephen Colbert: “Where are the Epstein Files? We were told there would be Epstein Files. You signed a law mandating you would have to release the Epstein Files by the middle of last month, but you still haven’t. It kind of makes you seem like a… pedophile protector!”
Men don’t want that world tho? That’s why they keep having extramarital sex, getting women pregnant, and forbid abortion? So are you not a man or do you just not mean what you say?
The median age of U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years-old.
He’s saying this because women are outpacing males in all degrees but especially in the medical field. What I think he doesn’t realize is that this will only deter the people who actually bother to listen to his trash takes aka MEN 😭
Elon Musk says that going to medical school is "pointless" because robots will be better than the best surgeons on Earth in 3-4 years.
First it was wearing body glitter on first dates to weed out the married men and now it’s glitter bombing ICE agents to make them easier to identify? God I love women
To be really real, I don’t think Renee Good’s wife is mourning her properly. Where’s the fireworks and auditoriums booked months in advance? Where’s the photo-op in front of the spot Megan died? Very strange…
Lmao no he didn’t
Jonathan Ross -- the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good -- reportedly suffered internal bleeding from their confrontation. Details: tmz.me/83WgE6j
MAGA truly is a social experiment on how easy it is to control and manipulate an entire nation in as short a time as humanly possible. And the thing is, we’ve had the results of this social experiment available for DECADES, but no one in this country fucking reads.
MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.” MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”
“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.” — The Mary Poppins movie spelled it out in 1964
good morning ladies! men shut the fuck up
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