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Pouring one out for Dick Cheney
sometimes I wonder what video I’ll be watching as an ICBM whistles across the quiet emptiness of the Pacific Ocean at Mach 7.
And a shout out to Cuba. The US offered millions of dollars and promises of better trade to Cuba in return for Assata. Cuba declined, stating she would face racial persecution in the US and kept her safe for 41 years.
remember when this guy was tracking citibike data to help the authorities catch luigi mangione lol
I reverse engineered the San Francisco parking ticket system. I can see every ticket seconds after it's written So I made a website. Find My Friends? AVOID THE PARKING COPS.
My hottest take is that this is still too expensive
Genuinely mad (jealous) with how much rent costs in Chicago.
baby boomers lived life on easy mode and think that you just have to work harder
She made $9,000 a minute. For most a lump sum of 9k would be life changing and she made it per minute. She was chief executive of Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust and her sole job was making sure housing is expensive and that we all rent for the rest of our lives. Rest in piss
Words cannot express the devastation we feel that our beloved colleague, Wesley LePatner, was among those who lost their lives in the tragic incident yesterday at 345 Park Avenue. We are also deeply saddened by the loss of the other innocent victims, including brave security…
i cannot say enough times how this is the shit that actually makes antisemitism worse
Regina Spektor Confronts Pro-Palestine Protesters at Concert: ‘You’re Just Yelling at a Jew’ More: rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…
Reminder that the FDA classifies MSG under the same safety category as table salt and the 80s panic over it was purely motivated by the belief Chinese restaurants were serving poisoned food.
You: *visibly anxious* Um, can you make sure there's no MSG in my meal??? Me: Dear Amazon, I would like to purchase 1.75 lbs of MSG, please.
IF 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMAN 👏🏼 LIKES 👏🏼 BEING 👏🏼 CHOKED 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 CRUSH 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 WINDPIPE 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 IDIOT 👏🏼
this is scabbing btw and is a pretty bad look tbh
Happy birthday Aaron. Don't forget Aaron. 🤍🕊️
Happy Franz Kafka's "July 1. Too tired." day
my favorite detective with my favorite agent ⭐️
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