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You don’t even know what colour your own moms eyes are

expertplapper's tweet image. You don’t even know what colour your own moms eyes are

It’s so weird that you save your sister’s selfies

expertplapper's tweet image. It’s so weird that you save your sister’s selfies

Your mom after one drink at a nice restaurant

expertplapper's tweet image. Your mom after one drink at a nice restaurant

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4K | Sabrina Carpenter for Sweet Tooth Lemon Pie

4k_SBCShots's tweet image. 4K | Sabrina Carpenter for Sweet Tooth Lemon Pie
4k_SBCShots's tweet image. 4K | Sabrina Carpenter for Sweet Tooth Lemon Pie
4k_SBCShots's tweet image. 4K | Sabrina Carpenter for Sweet Tooth Lemon Pie
4k_SBCShots's tweet image. 4K | Sabrina Carpenter for Sweet Tooth Lemon Pie

Your mom posted on the wrong account and now everyone knows what she is

expertplapper's tweet image. Your mom posted on the wrong account and now everyone knows what she is

It’s weird that your sister doesn’t work and never does anything except walk around the house half naked, but she always seems to have so much money

expertplapper's tweet image. It’s weird that your sister doesn’t work and never does anything except walk around the house half naked, but she always seems to have so much money

I know I’m broken because this was an insanely hot idea to me

they fucked back stage for sure



Mom what the fuck that’s not even nearly an Elsa costume!!

expertplapper's tweet image. Mom what the fuck that’s not even nearly an Elsa costume!!

Your grandma your aunt and your mom are all single at the same time

expertplapper's tweet image. Your grandma your aunt and your mom are all single at the same time

How your mom starts looking when you’re trying to goon less

expertplapper's tweet image. How your mom starts looking when you’re trying to goon less

Your sister covering her ears when you finally admit all your fantasies

expertplapper's tweet image. Your sister covering her ears when you finally admit all your fantasies

Just lost a game because I was perving on this picture of my mom by the way


I know there’s a sister caption for Lainey in my head but I haven’t found it yet so just enjoy her

expertplapper's tweet image. I know there’s a sister caption for Lainey in my head but I haven’t found it yet so just enjoy her

You know most people have stopped going on vacations with their parents by your age?

expertplapper's tweet image. You know most people have stopped going on vacations with their parents by your age?

If you think there’s someone I don’t post or situations I don’t come up with captions for I’m always open to suggestions by the way

expertplapper's tweet image. If you think there’s someone I don’t post or situations I don’t come up with captions for I’m always open to suggestions by the way
expertplapper's tweet image. If you think there’s someone I don’t post or situations I don’t come up with captions for I’m always open to suggestions by the way
expertplapper's tweet image. If you think there’s someone I don’t post or situations I don’t come up with captions for I’m always open to suggestions by the way
expertplapper's tweet image. If you think there’s someone I don’t post or situations I don’t come up with captions for I’m always open to suggestions by the way

We all know you’re spying on your sister through that crack in the door

expertplapper's tweet image. We all know you’re spying on your sister through that crack in the door

Your mom FaceTiming you asking why you won’t turn your camera on

expertplapper's tweet image. Your mom FaceTiming you asking why you won’t turn your camera on

Interesting 👀

Je'Von Evans and Becky Lynch backstage at WWE Royal Rumble 😂 "I'm taking him under my wing" "This is actually my mom. This is my mom by the way" "The son I never had!" "We look alike, actually..."



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