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lil white burgundy and seinfeld neva hurt nobody!

this extreme inflation has some real upsides. for example you can accumulate credit card points faster than ever


What is life? • Confucius Say:

What is life? • Dostoevsky: It’s hell. • Socrates: It’s a test. • Aristotle: It’s the mind. • Nietzsche: It’s power. • Freud: It’s death. • Marx: It’s the idea. • Picasso: It’s art. • Gandhi: It’s love. • Schopenhauer: It’s suffering. • Bertrand Russell: It’s…



an autumn’s night so beautiful i almost started romanticizing midtown

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time to move to sf @sama @aryansawhney17

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people be saying the live in a “creative household” whole time they just smoke hella weed


dinner ❤️

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cadaver. a sexy word for something that isn’t sexy at all


thank you for that PR statement lowbie #5732. lowbie #5733, please come forward to the microphone and proceed with your Take.


i guess it’s only 1 and a half men now


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i was paying $4.50 for my cheap tasty coffee 5 months ago

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just saw a guy pray before eating his sandwich on the L train. god isn’t down here bro


sure jeff buckley was influential. but compared to three 6 mafia he’s nothing


that adam schefter divorce tweet gonna hit like crack


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the face of a boy who wakes up at 7am to go to the pub and watch english soccer games with 38yr olds with male pattern baldness

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I don’t want to take control of my debt, I want my debt to consume and transform me until I am barely recognizable



my mind does not think in tweets. and for that i am blessed


china is so far ahead of the west man. you know what else they’re doing over there? holding hands. and falling in love


the Baron in the Trees. and the Toes in the Birks

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