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bart nickerson

@explodedpiano

I write telescripts: THE ORIGINALS, NARCOS, DISPATCHES FROM ELSEWHERE.

Things I hate: 1) Colons 2) Lists 3) Third things


90% of things are actually other things.


There are two ways we can do this: the easy way, and the I lay on the couch and don't help way.


The second musical instrument is a lot easier to let sit in the corner untouched.


The biggest impact of technology on media is easily the loss of gags where someone eats corn on the cob like a typewriter.


"I hate to rain on your parade, I've just never been to one before." -- Ralph from the musical The Rain Cloud Who Loved Parades.


Meatloaf is the Neo of food, the rounding error that allows the system to function.


Maybe music helps plants grow faster because they're trying to turn it off.


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