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Anonymous Appleslave

@exploitedapple

Slightly disgruntled and exploited Apple Retail worker.

I would hazard a guess that over 90% of all the sketching on #applewatch are dick pics.


@ManzanaManager Enjoy your several years of vesting time


This stock enticement means nothing. I am hanging by a thread. The "customer journey" is so fucked I can barely deal. #apple #geniusbar


Gray clingy shirts at #apple are revealing too much flab and nipple action. Please rethink before xmas, Angela.


These gray shirts suck. Fabric is so clingy that even the dudes are showing nips.


Apple, you need to pay your FRSs more. It is fucking stupid to consider the position a "lateral move" from the red zone. #exploited #apple


Anonymous Appleslave reposted

If I come up to you and say "can I ask you a question?" Don't be the douche that replies: "You just did."


Oh you lululemon mommy damsel, please tell your douchy husband shut the fuck up so I can fix your iPhone issues. #geniusbar #apple


Dear old people: please don't get tattoos.


Anonymous Appleslave reposted

Thank you, #OCCUPYLONDON, for Steinbecking so well what I couldn't quite articulate.

xintra's tweet image. Thank you, #OCCUPYLONDON, for Steinbecking so well what I couldn't quite articulate.

Argon sucks great big bags of dicks.


Mall on a Saturday = an endless sea of leggings as pants and ugg boots. Let this trend cease.


Overly ambitious experts lead us in choreographed calisthenics before the download. Wtf.


Working at #apple #retail these days feels like attending a Maoist reeducation camp. #npp


I have SO had it with apple retail brainwashing. Mgmt cool with people having neck tattoos that say "think different" as long as you don't.


Working in a mall is making me seriously hate humanity.


Free #mavericks and #iwork is such a dagger in the heart of #microsoft. so much money left on the table by not making app for #office


Informal poll: Is the "creative" position going away? This has been my observation for a while. Just staff w underpaid red zoners #apple


Watching the old folks wince in aural agony to the shredding @guyclark on the #apple #retail soundtrack.


Dear #HouseGOP: Obamacare passed. You can't go backwards. It's like #iOS7. #embracethefuture.


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