GODDESS OF EXPLOSIONS
@explosivedeity
"THIS -IS- MY INDOOR VOICE!" #CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
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💥_______________________________________💣 "GODDESS... BUSTERRRRR!!! [ #LUDOSITYRP X #MVRP ] ⚠️_______________________________________🔥
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"GODDESS...
BUSTERRRRR!!!
[ #LUDOSITYRP X #MVRP ]
⚠️_______________________________________🔥](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiRDmSSagAA0grc.jpg)
//and now you know why! :D
"HMMM... YOU GOT A DEAL!" Pulling an entire bag of 50 Billion USD from her wallet (HOW??) and setting it on the ground in front of Black Hat. "50 BILLION BUCKS!! NO MORE, NO LESS!! WELL, MAYBE I ADDED AN EXTRA 1 BILLION CAUSE I LIKE YOU. CONSIDER IT A TIP."
“Lets see…. Calculating how much matter and anti-matter that’s aboard the shuttle, plus it’s size being greater than a skyscraper… 50 Billion USD, or any sort of equivalent.”
Laughing heartily... and LOUDLY. "WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M THE DAMN GODDESS OF EXPLOSIONS!! I SEE A GOOD EXPLOSIVE FOR SALE, I'M GONNA BUY IT!" Pulling out her wallet. She doesn't seem to mind Balck Hat's sudden appearance at all. "HOW MUCH?"
Considering the Goddess was a regular, she didn’t even need to call. A hand would grip upon her shoulder. “My my… you seem to purchase practically 𝑨𝑵𝒀 bomb we create, so long as it gives off a massive explosion. I’m impressed.”
Nah. I'm-a do my own thing.
The Viltrumite Empire will be forgotten. Death to Viltrum. Death to the Universe. Death to the Multiverse. All will fall to H O R D A K. .
//me running over to this acc to make a reply to an explosive-related post that Chance posted on his Black Hat (it spikes my muse up)
. [ immediately dialing BHO. ] C'MON, PICK UP!! I NEED THAT!!
“Ever wanted to launch a nuke through 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆? With the 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒍𝒆, using Magnetic Thrusters, Whipple Shields and Anti-Matter, you can send a Planet Killer through space, billions of light years from your target! Available now at the BHO!”
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝ Explosion is ART! ❞ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ[❤&🔃]
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝ Explosion is ART! ❞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ[❤&🔃]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuiUl_XXMAExiXA.jpg)
❝ 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝙸’𝚖 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑. ❞ ⫸ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎 ⫸ 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚂𝙵𝚆 ⫸ 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠 ⫸ #MVRP ⫷
//always love interacting with Chance, even if its just for Goddess to pick up some powerful explosives
"YOU TOO, BH! NOW TIME TO GO BLOW UP SOME PLANETS!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YA!" With a hearty cackle, she vanishes back to her home to get the bombs and do just that.
“Hm.” A single raise of his brow, the Dark Lord’s monocle would glow an ominous black and red. The bag would disappear into nothingness. “Your bombs are being 𝑺𝒂𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒚 transported to your headquarters as we speak. Have a pleasant day, 𝑮𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒔.”
"...HA! SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!" Snapping her fingers, a bag full of five billion USD suddenly appears not on Black Hat's desk- but next to it. "DIDN'T WANNA CRUSH YOUR DESK, SO I PUT IT NEXT TO IT."
“Lets see… counting your membership is 𝑺𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 with us, along with the delivery fees and coupon codes you still haven’t used… You’re looking at about 𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒏 USD.”
"YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! I'LL TAKE A FEW OF THOSE NEUTRINO BOMBS IF YA DON'T MIND! ABOUT 4 SHOULD SUFFICE. HOW MUCH?"
Tap tap tap. Against the mahogany desk. “Technically the Neutrino bomb is a world-killer. However, the 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒎𝒃 can destroy an entire timeline…. But it’s hard to watch the fireworks with that. So I’m not sure if that’s something you want.”
In her eyes, she HAS to be. "WELL, THAT DEPENDS... WHICH ONE'LL MAKE THE BIGGEST EXPLOSIONS AND CAUSE THE MOST DESTRUCTION??"
A simple eye roll. She’s so 𝑳𝒐𝒖𝒅. “Napalm? Pipe bomb? Neutrino? Nuclear? Chronosapien? I 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 the product, I just need to know what it is you want 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚.”
Knocking on @HatOfEvil's office door. "CAN I COME IN?? IT'S YOUR OLD CLIENT, THE GODDESS OF EXPLOSIONS!!! I'VE COME TO TALK BUSINESS AGAIN!"
JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUMANS ARE FILLED WITH BLOOD AND NOT GASOLINE. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!
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