Not this week. Nope. I do not want to hear one more word about the 43 monkeys escaped from a medical facility thing. That has WAY TOO MUCH DANGER written all over it.
43 monkeys escape from a South Carolina medical lab. Police say there is no serious danger apnews.com/article/monkey…
There are definitely more elevated reasons for leaving Twitter but it’s the “70 year old granny bra” that may do it for me, the last advertiser, the only one left…
I’m playing a gig and I mentioned a song was from my first album with the Flash Girls in 1993. A women yells out OMG I was pregnant with my first, she’s 28 now. In all fairness @coffeeem and I were actually 8 & 10 at the time we recorded it. In 1993.
Merry, Merry everything. To everyone. Especially these guys who know how to Holiday!!
Haha! I made an invite link! ohai.social/invite/8C9uZBpA
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I’m playing around with Mastodon and am currently [email protected] I can’t seem to figure out how to add people, but I’d like to give it a try. Advice is welcome!
I read once that “your paper is done when you can no longer stand to look at it” I am there. So it stands. If this is my last tweet, let all take wisdom from it 😂😂
13 years sober today and 13 years in Recovery. I will never stop being grateful. Today, and every day, I will celebrate this glorious freedom. (But not with alcohol because whoa no that’s a whole lot of nope. 😂😂) I’m so happy.
Lot going on here tonight, people:
On 23rd, in hours where light is a vague hope, the Bone Horse is heard first on corpse paths crossing the wild places of Barrowcross. At dawn, it is distant bells on high beacon hills. Just before noon, a clip and clop in lanes of wind-bullied trees. The Bone Horse is coming.
I am UP for the Dance of Bonehorse and Ghostbear! Who knew this was happening tonight??
For tonight is St. John's Eve, when processions spill out of village and town into the countryside, when humans and spirits celebrate side by side. And the Bonehorse dances with the Ghostbear of Hookland @HooklandGuide
Walking back into the Pub and the people are gathering around. They lean in and whisper “play Jolene, we need to hear Jolene.” The fact that we never have and don’t know it means nothing. Jolene it is.
I’m in the car making out our last set list: Mercedes Benz Country Roads Literally anything by Johnny Cash Sweet Caroline 500 Miles The encore will be Freebird and my groceries will be paid for the next couple months 😂
The couple from last night whose favorite Irish song is Janis Joplin’s Mercedes Benz are back. They brought friends. Who also love this song. It is our new Greatest Hit.
Couple in the Pub tonight says Can you play our favorite Irish song we heard in Ireland here’s $20. Yes says I, know them all, which one? Wait for it… We don’t know but it starts “Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes’ Benz” Anyway, opening next set…
I’m at my first public event for work in over two years today, a “Wellness Faire”. Left of my booth is the Library booth. To the right, the Massage booth. LETS JUST WELCOME ME BACK TO THE WORLD!!
For the curious, I really enjoyed Dune! Beautiful movie and worked just fine streaming at home. I loved the subtle bits lifted exactly from the book that you’d catch if you had read it but still worked if you hadn’t. Here’s to Part 2! #DuneMovie
I have pie, a fire, several cats, and am about to settle on and watch some DUNE! *it feels like a celebration and so, I felt the need to announce this, even tho it’s just me here. **I mean me and the cats. Sorry, cats.
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