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@fancypandy

fly suburban SAHM & artist / please stop avalanche of cam girls. I am an adult who knows where porn hub is.

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WHERE ARE ALL YOUR PUZZLES NOW?


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Phase 3 in the sheets phase 1 in the streets


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Can someone tell me why we have the two most useless bastards I have ever seen in my 50 odd years in charge of running the UK and the US ?


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Japanese girl gets lost and befriends a river. Actually still sounds quite good...


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OG and the original bad boy wishing you a Merry Christmas!

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“But how should *I* feel if I’ve already paid off my student loan debt?” I dunno, maybe feel good that things will be easier for everyone after you? Are you also mad that you spent $3000 on a Gateway computer in 1998 and now everything is cheaper and faster? Grow the fuck up


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WHEN DID I HAVE TO START PUTTING FOUNDATION ON MY FUCKING BODY. DID I MISS SOMETHING


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I also have never dated Moby


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Give a woman flowers and you make her happy for a day. Teach a woman to grow flowers and you’re mansplaining, dude, not cool.


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This is why a “middle ground” approach to our climate crisis is unacceptable. This isn’t like other issues where you can pretend you’re a sober adult by cutting the difference between left and right. You’re either fighting for our future or you’re not. commondreams.org/news/2019/05/1…


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If my parents taught me anything, it's how to get to an airport way too early.


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Going from waitressing a year ago to now carries a LOT of life-adjustments. But 3 paychecks in has shown me how 1 of the greatest scams in US is the idea that financial struggle is due to “poor character.” It’s a huge myth designed to keep people from empowering themselves. /1


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Hi, I’m Brad. I haven’t read a book since high school and vote republican because that’s what my parents did. I’m not really sure where girls pee from, and think labia and vagina are the same thing. Anyway here’s how your uterus and periods work and why this isn’t an abortion ban


There is a Japanese show on @netflix called “My husband won’t fit”. It’s basically amazing. Just watch it. #MyHusbandWontFit


GOP law maker and vaginal kryptonite. If this was the only guy around to fuck we wouldn’t even be having this debate #GOP #tonytinderholt #no

fancypandy's tweet image. GOP law maker and vaginal kryptonite. If this was the only guy around to fuck we wouldn’t even be having this debate #GOP #tonytinderholt #no

Meet Tony Tinderholt. Right now the only thing he is killing is my libido. With his face. #tonytinderholt #GOP #ProLife ?

fancypandy's tweet image. Meet Tony Tinderholt. Right now the only thing he is killing is my libido. With his face. #tonytinderholt #GOP #ProLife ?

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