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Part of being a magi means having tough conversations with the missus like “Babe, there’s this new goated baby that’s just been born, I need to go halfway across the world to hang out with him. They’re saying this might be one of the best babies ever. I need to hang with him.”


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Rolls-Royce Phantom’s wheel caps never spin even at full speed.


The 2020s suck for anyone who wants to be an artist or performer without being roped in to doing extra production work that kills the vibe. Bros are addicted to asking their muse to take on the grunt work these days


I tried to make various business deals with two different people at the new church I’m going to and just flaked on both of them today


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I propose southwest gotham futurism

sovietsoleri's tweet image. I propose southwest gotham futurism
sovietsoleri's tweet image. I propose southwest gotham futurism
sovietsoleri's tweet image. I propose southwest gotham futurism

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This is the lucky Yung Lean, retweet for a 2026 full of money

yungleanbrasil's tweet image. This is the lucky Yung Lean, retweet for a 2026 full of money

The most distinct thing I saw people do in the southeast is sit in rivers with full tables set playing cards n shit


Lord contend with the American south in 2026

Wait a second. Ole Miss is just the University of Mississippi? Why do I have to call them by their dumbass nickname when I’m not a fan of theirs??? I don’t even like them!!!



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“The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.” (Samuel Beckett, Murphy)


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Looksmaxxing as a term comes from young people across America who tried to earnestly engage w/ MAGA & then realized it’s only for rich people so created a 3rd alternative response to politics that’s purely about holding out for a superiority of youth they hope will come to light


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In Recent Interview, Liza Minnelli Claims Bladee Reminds Her of a Gay Friend She Lost to AIDS in the ’80s.

Poo_Crave's tweet image. In Recent Interview, Liza Minnelli Claims Bladee Reminds Her of a Gay Friend She Lost to AIDS in the ’80s.
Poo_Crave's tweet image. In Recent Interview, Liza Minnelli Claims Bladee Reminds Her of a Gay Friend She Lost to AIDS in the ’80s.

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Eyes Wide Shut is about how sex haunts upper middle class human sociality but the rich exorcise it by making it more than human (mystical) and less than human (bestial) and shifting it from an interpersonal force of chaos to suprapersonal force of class solidarity


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same mathematician

Anthony_Bonato's tweet image. same mathematician

same actress

kendramerced's tweet image. same actress
kendramerced's tweet image. same actress


JD Vance IS the highschool theater dept male lead everyone had to pretend was hot because the theater teacher favored him for romantic roles


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I can’t operate on this boy! His soul is bound to an alien and we want the alien to die so we can study its insides


This is just Ellis Island-cels realizing people immigrate from the Pacific side as well

ACP California makes Fox News, they are concerned there are Communists out there that look like they kick major ass and don't have blue hair.



Having a sister as a man is crazy because it’s like.. that’s how raped you would be if you were a woman


It was one of those accidentally beating off to revenge porn of your sister moments wasn’t it


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