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Rolls-Royce Phantom’s wheel caps never spin even at full speed.
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I tried to make various business deals with two different people at the new church I’m going to and just flaked on both of them today
This is the lucky Yung Lean, retweet for a 2026 full of money
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Wait a second. Ole Miss is just the University of Mississippi? Why do I have to call them by their dumbass nickname when I’m not a fan of theirs??? I don’t even like them!!!
“The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.” (Samuel Beckett, Murphy)
Looksmaxxing as a term comes from young people across America who tried to earnestly engage w/ MAGA & then realized it’s only for rich people so created a 3rd alternative response to politics that’s purely about holding out for a superiority of youth they hope will come to light
In Recent Interview, Liza Minnelli Claims Bladee Reminds Her of a Gay Friend She Lost to AIDS in the ’80s.
Eyes Wide Shut is about how sex haunts upper middle class human sociality but the rich exorcise it by making it more than human (mystical) and less than human (bestial) and shifting it from an interpersonal force of chaos to suprapersonal force of class solidarity
same mathematician
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