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I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.


When people realise how bad an electrician I am, they’re in for a shock!


Proper beer at a proper strength.

farrellray's tweet image. Proper beer at a proper strength.

Ordered a beer and a sausage. Took 20 minutes for the beer to be served. The wurst is yet to come.


My New Year’s resolution is to give up spray-on deodorant. Roll-on 2026!


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Your party compiled a Grooming Gang Inquiry and then refused to implement any of the recommendations. And you were the Minister for Women and Children at the time. It was on your desk. It was your responsibility.


Empty war threats? I wouldn’t be so naive. Complacency could be Europe’s downfall here. apple.news/ASRJVvrowRSmou…


Much like Epstein and Trump, it must be a different Nathan Gill that happens to look exactly like the other one.

Well @TiceRichard? It seems you are simply incapable of telling the truth.



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Well @TiceRichard? It seems you are simply incapable of telling the truth.

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Bollocks - this ended on 3 January and was a temporary scheme funded from their surplus, not by taxpayers. Stop making things up you divisive shit-stirring prick.

Parody_PM's tweet image. Bollocks - this ended on 3 January and was a temporary scheme funded from their surplus, not by taxpayers. Stop making things up you divisive shit-stirring prick.

The inventors of the sales brochure have sadly passed away. RIP Lee and Pam Flett.


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By no means a fan of Morecambe, but just look at this. It would take approximately two and a half weeks of Haaland’s wages to save them. All whilst we deny clubs FA Cup replay money so Bournemouth and West Ham can play each other in Atlanta. English football is done. 🪦

SamSBGBWFC's tweet image. By no means a fan of Morecambe, but just look at this. It would take approximately two and a half weeks of Haaland’s wages to save them. 

All whilst we deny clubs FA Cup replay money so Bournemouth and West Ham can play each other in Atlanta. 

English football is done. 🪦

He is a Spitting Image character. I can’t not laugh at him.

Trump: ‘Japan won't take rice, and yet they desperately need rice, but they won't take rice. They won't take other products that we have. They need rice so badly, but they won't take rice’ Sounds like they won't take rice.



I’ve had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining but it’s perished.

If someone gave you free tickets to a Katy Perry concert, would you go?



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Nigel Farage has pocketed nearly £1 million from 12 different jobs since becoming an MP. He’s now trousering the most of any MP from his outside work, according to The Mirror. So much for being a man of the people...

RichardBurgon's tweet image. Nigel Farage has pocketed nearly £1 million from 12 different jobs since becoming an MP.

He’s now trousering the most of any MP from his outside work, according to The Mirror.

So much for being a man of the people...

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.


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I wish the BBC, ITV and C4 news would open with this every time he is mentioned or interviewed.

SophieP25397's tweet image. I wish the BBC, ITV and C4 news would open with this every time he is mentioned or interviewed.

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