Christina is Christina 16 wheelers are called Christina Christina is a 16 wheeler
Dogs bark. Trees have bark. I think they may be in a secret alliance. The secret? They communicate through urination.
Why are all the teachers at my university named doctor? Are they all related????
People shoot animals. People shoot heroin. Animals are heroin.
Today I'm going to excercise. Exrsise. Xerciz. Exer...you know what? Fuck it. I'm eating potato chips.
If I can get custom colored M&M's then I'm pretty sure I can get a green black and decker drill
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The KKK have pointy hats Gnomes have pointy hats KKK is gnomes
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John Travolta ate too much Grease. That must be why he's fat...
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