A Southern Man
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Was dir gefallen könnte
I don't identify well with perfect people having the perfect life. I'm with the non peopling misfits tripping thru life while saying the wrong thing every damn time.
The turkeys involved in the WKRP in Cincinnati turkey drop are my spirit animals.
Some days I move like I’m being controlled by a toddler smashing buttons.
This time of year really teaches gratitude, like being grateful when people finally go home.
In the small town I grew up in we had a cafe that kept a large table that was used as a community table. The locals eating alone would come and sit down and usually had a neighbor to eat with.
I never related to any character more than I do the Grinch.
It's that time of year when I have to explain why I don't like the Polar Express....over and over.
I swear, I’m having to buy new clothes for the new job since my electrician clothes are almost rags and they are expensive. Office casual is a trap.
You would think as many changes as they keep doing here they would eventually get one right.
My brain every time seeing a dog. Wheee, it’s a dog!! It sees me!! It’s wagging it’s tail, I wish I had a tail to wag. It needs all the pets!! You’re a good dog, I can tell by looking at you!! I love you!!! Awwwww, life is so much better in this moment.
I eat more for fuel than I do for taste and that feels really sad.
At my age I realize I will never do a cartwheel. I'm at peace.
I’ve heard life begins when you stop worrying about what other people think, so older than 61 apparently.
I often wonder how so many people can see the same things but come away with so many different impressions.
Anyone have a spicy salsa recipe they would be willing to share?
There is not much worse than girding your loins to make a difficult phone call that you're dreading and it goes to voicemail.
I’ve been hearing about Amber Czech on social media. She was the 20 year old welder murdered on the job. A lot of blue collar guys adopt the younger people coming on the job and protect them. I guess it was too sudden of an attack to stop but I’m surprised he survived afterwards.
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