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Notice how feminazi fell off as an insult because that crowd decided that being a nazi is based actually


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charlie kirk died of aids


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li um comentário falando que “olhar para ela é como voltar a ser criança e achar que sua mãe é a mulher mais bonita do mundo”

beeslyzita's tweet image. li um comentário falando que “olhar para ela é como voltar a ser criança e achar que sua mãe é a mulher mais bonita do mundo”
beeslyzita's tweet image. li um comentário falando que “olhar para ela é como voltar a ser criança e achar que sua mãe é a mulher mais bonita do mundo”

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Necessary sex scene. Sex scene that ties the whole plot together



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iPad kids are bad but I don't think civilisation could survive chatgpt kids

this is “a kid watching hours of Cocomelon on an iPad” on steroids

TrungTPhan's tweet image. this is “a kid watching hours of Cocomelon on an iPad” on steroids


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See how not only they eating a completely different version with less calories, they ALSO only taking a slice n not eating the whole bomboclat thing… 😭😭 americans HUGE for a reason

The original is low calorie coconut cookies and Greek yoghurt…that’s why it was supposed to be healthier option. No idea where this Biscoff came from



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Bryan Johnson should go to psychoanalysis I’m not joking he is the perfect candidate

the guy who is trying to live forever doesn’t have a reason to live

alexrmoskowitz's tweet image. the guy who is trying to live forever doesn’t have a reason to live


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don’t forget to sleep with your neck at a weird angle tonight


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One time he said the stars in Titanic were wrong (for the night sky in the time and place of the Atlantic) and Jim Cameron fixed that for the re-release

Neil deGrasse Tyson used to tweet stuff like "if we had Godzilla in real life we'd inevitably see his poo poo" and everyone was like yeah, this is the smartest guy on planet earth



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One day, he will be gone, and then there will be a slew of books from insiders who will say it was far worse than anyone could have imagined, and then they will be pilloried for not speaking out at the time, and once that dies down, they all become CNN pundits.


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Why is he wearing a belted sweatpants

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who ever did piggy hair here i hope you get a raise she looks beautiful

Promo Photo for “The Muppet Show” revival, guest starring Sabrina Carpenter, out on February 4th.

SCdailyupdates's tweet image. Promo Photo for “The Muppet Show” revival, guest starring Sabrina Carpenter, out on February 4th.


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[family feud but for poor little downtrodden victorian era boys] steve harvey: We asked 100 people! What *is* the tastiest food? chimneysweep william: well... um... gruel is ever so yum . i must say gruel . [the incorrect buzzer sound causes chimneysweep william to cry]


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it’s mainstream to make fun of charlie now but some of us were gettin jokes off before the body hit the ground


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When I was a kid I'd lie still and then start wondering if I was wasn't moving because I wasn't choosing to or because I couldn't. I would think "I'll try moving," wouldn't move, and then be unsure if that was just because I wasn't being honest with myself about trying to move


i cleaned a drug addict mutual's bedroom for free one time and when i vacuumed i got high off the kratom they had spilled on the carpet

*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ? Me: Dog Ashes



hes so fucking disgusting it's like hard to look at him

whoever didn’t vote Jesse Plemmons for best actor I have something for u

stavvybaby's tweet image. whoever didn’t vote Jesse Plemmons for best actor I have something for u


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I can’t think of a diaspora that’s more culturally accepted in its quirkiness than Jews

Jews are the only diaspora who aren't allowed to be a diaspora. We must be fully American and nothing else, or we are beholden to the Israeli government. We cannot visit our homeland or provide service to its people without being suspicious. This is blatant antisemitism.



asian here it's bc they're both very nonchalant

I don’t see any characteristic similarities between Shen and Joy and I think it’s very obvious why people are choosing to draw a comparison and it’s weird

tarzelladraws's tweet image. I don’t see any characteristic similarities between Shen and Joy and I think it’s very obvious why people are choosing to draw a comparison and it’s weird


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