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Good old fashioned one-liners and come backs

Do you know the boomerang joke? It'll come back to you #joke #jokes #funny #Laugh #laughing #comedy #LMFAO #LMAO


How can you spot the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard. #joke #jokes #humour #Comedy #oneliners #funny #laugh #LMAO #LMFAO


My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." //Jimmy Carr #funny #joke #jokes #oneliners #LMFAO #comedy


My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk. #joke #jokes #humour #comedy #oneliners #LMAO #funny


My girlfriends Dad asked me what I do. Apparently 'your daughter' wasn't the best answer... #joke #jokes #Laugh #humour #Comedy #oneliners


Exit signs... they're on the way out, aren't they //Tim Vine #funny #funnyshit #joke #jokes #humour #oneliners #Laugh #LMFAO #LMAO


I want to write a mystery novel... Or do I? //Stewart Francis #funnies #funny #funnyshit #Joke #jokers #jokes #humour #Laugh #oneliners


Sean Connery can never ask a woman to sit on his face #joke #jokes #humour #Laugh #laughing #funny #funnies #oneliners


Conjunctivitis .com – that’s a site for sore eyes. //Tim Vine #oneliners #funny #laugh #laughter #joke #jokes #humour #LMFAO #LOL


According to my roommates diary, I have boundary issues... #fun #funny #humour #joke #jokes #Laugh #laughing #oneliners #joking #LMFAO #LOL


I tried shop lifting once... But the shop was too heavy #funny #fun #humor #Laugh #laughter #comedy #oneliners #joke #jokes


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