Fave one-liners
@faveoneliners
Good old fashioned one-liners and come backs
Tal vez te guste
Do you know the boomerang joke? It'll come back to you #joke #jokes #funny #Laugh #laughing #comedy #LMFAO #LMAO
How can you spot the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard. #joke #jokes #humour #Comedy #oneliners #funny #laugh #LMAO #LMFAO
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." //Jimmy Carr #funny #joke #jokes #oneliners #LMFAO #comedy
My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk. #joke #jokes #humour #comedy #oneliners #LMAO #funny
My girlfriends Dad asked me what I do. Apparently 'your daughter' wasn't the best answer... #joke #jokes #Laugh #humour #Comedy #oneliners
Love means nothing to a tennis player #funny #funnyshit #Laugh #laughing #joke #jokes #humour #LMFAO #LMAO #oneliners
I used to be a banker... but I lost interest. #fun #funnyshit #funny #joke #jokes #humour #laugh #laughing #oneliners #LMFAO #LMAO
My drug dealer cracks me up... #funny #joke #jokes #humour #laugh #laughing #oneliners #funnyshit #LMFAO #LMAO
I say NO to alcohol... It just doesn't listen. #joke #jokes #humour #laugh #laughing #funny #funnyshit #oneliners #LMAO #LMFAO
Exit signs... they're on the way out, aren't they //Tim Vine #funny #funnyshit #joke #jokes #humour #oneliners #Laugh #LMFAO #LMAO
I want to write a mystery novel... Or do I? //Stewart Francis #funnies #funny #funnyshit #Joke #jokers #jokes #humour #Laugh #oneliners
Tried extreme camping, it was intents! #jokers #joke #Laugh #laughter #laughing #comedy #humour #funnies #funny #LMAO #LMFAO
Sean Connery can never ask a woman to sit on his face #joke #jokes #humour #Laugh #laughing #funny #funnies #oneliners
A dyslexic man walks into a bra... #funny #funnies #jokes #joke #jokers #humour #Laugh #laughter #laughing #oneliners
Conjunctivitis .com – that’s a site for sore eyes. //Tim Vine #oneliners #funny #laugh #laughter #joke #jokes #humour #LMFAO #LOL
According to my roommates diary, I have boundary issues... #fun #funny #humour #joke #jokes #Laugh #laughing #oneliners #joking #LMFAO #LOL
I'm so tried of these auto correct jokes... #joke #jokes #funny #funnies #humour #Laugh #laughter #oneliners #fun #jokers
You gotta hand it to short people... #joke #jokes #humour #Laugh #laughing #laughter #fun #funny #oneliners #hilarious #joker
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