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Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
If you don’t talk in a group chat for 5 mins you miss 42 sets of plans and 56 arguments but if you say something you don’t get a reply
High school makes you realize that you only need one best friend and like three close friends, because you realize how fake everyone is.
Still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² y 8 [(x 2y ² = a-z] 2x ³ (- 2z = 2. 4) 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9in real life.
What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.
What starts with P & ends with orn? Popcorn What starts with F & ends with uck? Firetruck. What starts with G & ends with ay? Justin Bieber
The amount of times i choose to sit in my room instead of going out is starting to become alarming.
Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
"Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
I can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps.
Yelling "Whore!" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn.
If i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me.
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