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I am a walking whiskey dick rn


when you forget you have an anon and start reading old tweets & realize what a fucking mess you were 🙃


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Can't wait until I can roll over in the middle of the night and cuddle my husband. But first I need a boyfriend.


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If I need to fight for someone's attention I literally do not want it.


that awkward moment when ur sitting outside the bar bc if you go back inside you'll kill a bitch 😘


drinking & driving to 22 by tswift. I obviously haven't learned my lesson


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Anyone of those met gala gowns costs more than I make in a year


oh. my. god.


I will always love sleeping during thunderstorms 😍


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EAT A OREO MiLKSHAKE & SMOKE WEED NO WAiT SMOKE WEED THEN EAT AN OREO MiLKSHAKE YEA !!! THAT WiLL HELP YOU SLEEP !! YEA !! FUCK YOU !!


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Do morning people actually exist because I'm pretty sure that's just a myth


turning my music all the way up to make it obvious that I FUCKING HEAR YOU, YA NASTYS


ask me how many times I've heard my roommate have sex with her boyfriend in the last 8 hours 😷


up at 4AM bc that's what happens when you drunkenly pass out at 8PM the night before


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