Cleo Toll
@fetusraging
good at sleeping with my contacts in and living on the couch.
Has anybody ever made a knocking noise with something then feel anxious thinking about the possibility that someone could be at your door.
I'm convinced I'm the worst person in the world
❤️waking up and seeing a pile of fire sauce
I wish everything was as easy as knowing what you want from Taco Bell.
Just wanna give a shout out to myself for being a drunk piece of garbage and waiting until 3am to go to #tacobell #livmas #Hungover
Today on the floor of the Congress of the United States of America, I will call for the Impeachment of the President between 9am & 10am CST.
Do you tongue punch the dirt star? #safety #romper #meme #fatpeople #whitepeople #cpr #fatandstupid #buttcrack
After sex and she just throws your romper over to you and says "your uber here"
Nothing like waking up on a Sunday morning with the shame. Sorry about last night I'm fabulous #saturdaynight #difs #wasted #fail #sharpie #
If you read my last number of tweets, only one opinion can be formed - that our President, and therefore "leader," is grossly incompetent!
1st twitter post is a fish #fishing #montana #flyfishing #mountains #river #TheOC #onthefly #missouri #trout #rainbow
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