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Classy move by the Chicago Bears today in the Tribune and the Sun-Times
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My wish for my daughters is to bring their boyfriend to me first so I can save them all the wasted time of seeing if they are worth it
Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder...How the fuck did I ever become this awesome?
Few things are better than a fat ex.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you beer, and I don't know about you, but beer make me pretty damn happy.
Wondering why Cam Newton isn't catching near the fallout as Jay for his poor demeanor during the post game interviews and in game attitude.
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