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bitly.xaijo.com/laurie If cats could talk, they would talk a lot of shit, I bet.


bitly.xaijo.com/todd Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies.


You: "Whale you be my Valentuna?" Me: "Dolphinately." bitly.xaijo.com/oMCGg


Dear Chiquita: I have your new slogan: "Constipated? Try a banana! Not like that, silly!" bitly.xaijo.com/teJCjh


The first time I run out of windshield wiper fluid is the last time I have windshield wiper fluid. bitly.xaijo.com/oMCGg


Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Cancelling Headphones bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq


So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie bitly.xaijo.com/oallrF


bitly.xaijo.com/RejbC Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home.


I hate waking up at 7:45 in the morning for work :( TRYING this out http://tinyurl.com/6cms8uv


OMG you have to read this if you HAAATE your boss :/ craaazy http://tinyurl.com/67gw7zj


I hate waking up at 7:45 in the morning for work :( TRYING this out http://tinyurl.com/65pqyoz


OMG you have to read this if you HAAATE your boss :/ craaazy http://tinyurl.com/3m9p949


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