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Particularly horrible morning. First waves in nearly 12 months. Water temperature 24⁰C. Almost unbearable.
These bouncing thumpers have been at it for >45 minutes. The little one doesn't quite know how to grunt properly yet...😂
Some neighbours are just not welcome to come over for a swim. This pseudonaja (or as we Aussies like to call them - a brown snake) is at least 6' long, and would have enough venom to cause catastrophic damage to 10 people. Probably more. I'm going to the beach. .
Ashes Cricket, Day 2...only 74 overs bowled in a day? Who would have ever thought the captain would cheat to gain an advantage? Inconceivable! 🙄
1. The FIFA Peace Prize is a confected award designed specifically to appease Carrot Caligula's lust for a Nobel. 2. He had to hang it around his own turkey neck. Not even crimeboss Gino Incontinento wanted to touch him. 3. Self-aggrandisement much?
RIP Grandad. Served in the AIF and survived TWO world wars. His older brother didn't make it through WW1. Both long gone now, but not forgotten.
Fucker Tucker is opposed to death. Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper is checking his schedule, and hopefully moving things around... x.com/RpsAgainstTrum…
Tucker Carlson: Dick Cheney raised a really repulsive daughter, which I think is bad… And if I had a daughter like Liz Cheney, I don’t believe in suicide, but I would consider it. Tucker Carlson is such a vile POS
Took 4 days in >35⁰C temperatures and very high humidity to get this plot bed soiled and planted, and for the first time in months, we're getting a nice soaking rain. Perfect timing.
I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.
Tangerine Bampot on the No Kings protests. Clearly his vision was affected when he decided to stare at the sun during the eclipse.
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado, who has won the Nobel Peace Prize for her work defying dictatorship in her home country. She also needs to be applauded for giving the committee a far better and worthy recipient than the fool in the White House.
As the expression goes? Really? Coz that's not something I've EVER heard or read. Hypoxic dementia is real.
And so, as you hear these words Telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late Paranoid 1970. Vale Ozzy.
€1200 for a flight to Australia. €300 for one night's accommodation €200 for a game ticket €12 for each pint of mid-strength beer €15 million for one stadium burger and chips THIS is how ordinary folk sacrifice just to watch a British-Irish Lions tour game.
Former England rugby captain and his Olympic medallist wife - who just happens to be King Charles' niece - with the winning coach's wife and daughter at State of Origin 3 last night, preferring that game over a British Lions tour match played at the exact same time 300km away.
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