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The pasta really sings here baby


Just sneezed 9 times in a row….youre gonna hear me roar!!!


Chicken tiki masala


Well I LOVE gay Halloween!! I know EXACTLY what you mean!!


I just makes everyone’s lives worse and I have a ball doing it


I can’t feel pain. Only the burning hot potato skin.


Real empaths are the girls who grew up as secret harry girls, but pledged allegiance to Louis, bc we felt kinda bad for the guy


Dramatically muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ under my breath at the smallest inconvenience. I am my father’s daughter.


God she is the worst

"a movie changes your life" ---really?



Peeing in public stalls, at the end of the day, is a performance piece.


I like it when shaggy calls scooby “the scoobster”


Sending a message to the GOP

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