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Sandy Hook was a VR Mission

Sandy Hook was a training simulation.



“Y’know, DEI! That thing when you give unfair advantages to people who don’t deserve it. …guys? What’s wrong? What did I say?”

So I guess the payment system is just completely based on bullshit. DEI for people Elon’s cronies like

esjesjesj's tweet image. So I guess the payment system is just completely based on bullshit. DEI for people Elon’s cronies like
esjesjesj's tweet image. So I guess the payment system is just completely based on bullshit. DEI for people Elon’s cronies like
esjesjesj's tweet image. So I guess the payment system is just completely based on bullshit. DEI for people Elon’s cronies like


Said you shouldn’t be allowed to leave dirty needles on the ground Said China was more conservative than the US Mentioned that 3x as many people get randomly killed by stray gunfire as shot by the cops in DC Said 9/11 was a prank Said Sandy Hook was a prank Said Sandy Hook was an…

What did you do to make the TL hate you?



he can walk to the nugget press with his head held high

Rescue chicken learning to walk again with therapy wheelchair on.khou.com/2A6mr0p

KHOU's tweet image. Rescue chicken learning to walk again with therapy wheelchair on.khou.com/2A6mr0p


The CIA torture lady, known for being portrayed by Meryl Streep in 2007’s ‘Rendition’ (and also lowkey sorta being responsible for 9/11) is apparently now an Instagram life coach lmfao

fleshsimulator's tweet image. The CIA torture lady, known for being portrayed by Meryl Streep in 2007’s ‘Rendition’  (and also lowkey sorta being responsible for 9/11) is apparently now an Instagram life coach lmfao
fleshsimulator's tweet image. The CIA torture lady, known for being portrayed by Meryl Streep in 2007’s ‘Rendition’  (and also lowkey sorta being responsible for 9/11) is apparently now an Instagram life coach lmfao
fleshsimulator's tweet image. The CIA torture lady, known for being portrayed by Meryl Streep in 2007’s ‘Rendition’  (and also lowkey sorta being responsible for 9/11) is apparently now an Instagram life coach lmfao
fleshsimulator's tweet image. The CIA torture lady, known for being portrayed by Meryl Streep in 2007’s ‘Rendition’  (and also lowkey sorta being responsible for 9/11) is apparently now an Instagram life coach lmfao

I’m convinced I’m the only guy who actually likes short hair on women, and I wound up with someone who constantly complains about how much of a pain long hair is but refuses to cut it short in order “not to indulge my perverse tastes”

Every time I get a haircut, my husband sends me a version of this message👇🏽 Are all men obsessed with long hair? 💇‍♀️

musings_blonde's tweet image. Every time I get a haircut, my husband sends me a version of this message👇🏽
Are all men obsessed with long hair? 💇‍♀️


Marc Dutroux Fortnite skin


reminder that whenever you are faced with an insurmountable wall regarding the internal workings of a company, you can always just drop your Whatsapp username, ask the person to message you there, and then pay them five hundred US dollars to do literally anything you want

fleshsimulator's tweet image. reminder that whenever you are faced with an insurmountable wall regarding the internal workings of a company, you can always just drop your Whatsapp username, ask the person to message you there, and then pay them five hundred US dollars to do literally anything you want

I like that the dems’ strategy for preventing America from becoming a catholic theocracy is “importing 100 million Latin Americans”


We should bring infinity of those guys here to help us stop JD Vance from banning gay abortion

Abortion is illegal in Venezuela Gay marriage is illegal in Venezuela Transitioning is illegal in Venezuela Your average Deep South red state has more progressive laws than Maduro’s regime



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A complete Denisovan skeleton was found! It’s in Australia

Write a prehistoric-related two sentence horror story



Hasan should supercharge one of these creatures next

this ad has the same energy as those ads for ghetto dog breeders committing genetic atrocities

FolderBloat's tweet image. this ad has the same energy as those ads for ghetto dog breeders committing genetic atrocities


Okay so they kind of have it together at least

Everybody I know who smokes stuff like this all day has a life that is rapidly spiraling out of control but they’re also the first to send me an article on seed oils on a Tuesday at 3 AM

jakebrodes's tweet image. Everybody I know who smokes stuff like this all day has a life that is rapidly spiraling out of control but they’re also the first to send me an article on seed oils on a Tuesday at 3 AM


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Im sorry for saying it’s bad when Hasan shocks the dog. It’s good and he should do it more. He should shoot his dog with a shotgun


Bro that’s a chick

I MET JACKIE CHAN MY FIRST DAY IN CHINA 🥹

CallMeAgent00's tweet image. I MET JACKIE CHAN MY FIRST DAY IN CHINA 🥹


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