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It’s not a Friday until you’ve logged off two and a half hours after your normal shift end time amirite 🙃
I hate ice breakers because anytime anyone asks what a fun fact about me is I have to body the urge the tell them my favorite song to disassociate to is closer by NIN
Listen, it’s not like I don’t want another shrek movie. It’s the consequences I’m afraid of
Whoever decided to have Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart host the puppy bowl deserves at least 12 forehead kisses
I don’t know what I did to deserve the stories that Snapchat seems to think I want to see but I take it back
I used to be a hard bitch and now I am a soft bitch and that’s on trauma
Mad max fury road is absolutely a thanksgiving movie. It’s the color palette and it’s a parade.
Today after work the potion seller and I discovered a new mutual love for an activity I am officially calling kittycoaster. Which is to say he curls up in my arms as I wheel us around the house in my office chair
Somehow I forgot that grilled pb and j sandwiches are like the most comforting thing in this cold cruel world but super glad I remembered today
Therapy is so cool I literally felt like my lungs were full of cement and angry rats for like two weeks and I woke up today after my session last night and was actively happy to be alive imagineer that
Greetings from New Jersey. Just played a fun game of is that person in the car next to us in this cursed service plaza sleeping or dead
I wish it was socially acceptable to be open abt anniversary effects at work like hey I know I’m not being myself it may seem like I’m angry at you because I’m really quiet but I’m not I’m just reliving trauma pls don’t look at me 4 like 2 weeks
Just cleaned our bedroom, dining room, laundry room, bathroom, and hallway and I am feeling powerful 💪🏻
My therapist this week introduced me to the concept of shame attacks which are essentially panic attacks but add a bit of spice.
I really woke up today and thought I’d have a good brain day. I really had the audacity to think okcupid wouldn’t throw an abusive ex my way haha what a bafool
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