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Fluke Skywalker

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My name is Fluke Skywalker and I'm a whale.

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if you know who i am, dont reveal my #identity 😏😎 #whalesgottakeepasecret #mysterious #likebond #007


@grumpysmol im just tryna be a force of #good in this world why must you be like this


whales dont have feelings.

It is I, Idiot McFeelings-Haver



whale dad: blub

US dad: Don't worry kids, Simba will avenge his father's death and become the Lion King UK dad: Peppa's jumping in muddy puddles again I see



you couldnt #move a whale.

Lizards always look like you just asked them to help you move.

tastefactory's tweet image. Lizards always look like you just asked them to help you move.
tastefactory's tweet image. Lizards always look like you just asked them to help you move.
tastefactory's tweet image. Lizards always look like you just asked them to help you move.
tastefactory's tweet image. Lizards always look like you just asked them to help you move.


id totally #wreck anyone at wrestling. just sit on them. #crush #oomph #allaboutthatbass

No. 1 Nittany Lions top No. 3 Oklahoma State for National Dual Championship Read more: centredaily.com/sports/college…

byncobler's tweet image. No. 1 Nittany Lions top No. 3 Oklahoma State for National Dual Championship

Read more: centredaily.com/sports/college…


have you ever heard a whale sneeze?


@wetsoxsurf cold water gear eh? what are your #largest sizes?


how big are we #talking? i need bigger than average belts. because im a #whale.

Big belt buckle.



i dont know we are giving #SupportToHarry but im on #board with this. or, off board. as in, in the sea.


whales are the #chicken of the sea! .. wait, no. please dont eat me.

This is not just a recipe for a chicken dish. Instead, you get a whole chicken dinner. nyti.ms/1UgxFCd

nytimes's tweet image. This is not just a recipe for a chicken dish. Instead, you get a whole chicken dinner. nyti.ms/1UgxFCd


that's a lot of #money. almost as much money as #water in the ocean. congrats! #thiswhaleisproud #whaleforthekids


doesnt really matter for me, cant #drive. it's kinda hard to when youre bigger than most cars. most planes, actually

Thx @StateCollegeSD Grounds Crew for North Lot change-over prep this weekend. Reversed traffic flow now in effect.

WeaklandCJ19's tweet image. Thx @StateCollegeSD Grounds Crew for North Lot change-over prep this weekend. Reversed traffic flow now in effect.


@annahrisch what's your favorite #animal? ☺️🐳


trying out this #texttotweet function. texting is hard! #bigfins


@annahrisch ): you better have a nicer attitude...... #whalesneverforget


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