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Fluttercord

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hourly fluttercord!!

Just between the two of us, it's mostly for Fluttershy


I'm Discord, the master of chaos! You think you can boss Discord around?


I had magic and friendship, and now I don't have either.


I can't have you interfering in my relationship with Fluttershy anymore!


Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?


You're a creature of pure chaos! Being normal is destroying you!


I'm so glad that you're back from your trip, Fluttershy. Just your presence here is making me feel so much better.


What's discord without a little chaos?


Wait a minute, where's my throne?!


Oh, but you are, Fluttershy. You're the pony that taught me that friendship is magic.


We never talked about it, but I'm pretty sure Discord hates gravity!


You're... going to LOVE ME!


I have a Fluttershy to save!


That... big... dumb... meanie!


Well, friends! I think I may actually grow to like this multiple-friend thing.


Although we've never discussed it, I'm pretty sure Fluttershy likes gravity.


Because you and I don't make sense to anypony else.


You'll be happy to know that I've been watching myself all night, and I have yet to do one Discord-y thing. Where is that dear sweet Fluttershy. I need attention! I need some care!


I had magic and friendship, and now I don't have either.


I'll have to come back with some new material after I rescue Fluttershy.


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