Reese Eaton
@flutterpie1984
She/Her. Awesomeness incarnate. Also something about all the boys to the yard.
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FETTERMAN THOOO YINZ GUYS, WE DID IT YA JAGOFFS #FettermanForSenate
Men who claim "men need to protect women" as a reason why women are lesser have never even stood up to their homies ONCE. Protecting the fuck WHAT? FROM WHO? #mysogyny #alphamales
Men, if you're not bringing Dana Dan energy in 2022 and beyond, get with the fucking program. youtu.be/a65A626Ed20 @Bloodywood2 absolutely slay
We’ll all remember exactly where we were the day the slap heard round the world happened. #Oscars2022 #whatjusthappened
"Kids today think they know everything. Who do they think they are?" As a fellow old fuck, let me explain. They have Google. They know how to use it. Fin.
I've officially graduated the top of the basic white bitch class. I've learned to make chai, in all my culturally appropriating glory, and I won't stop. Fuck I can't take how much I hate myself sometimes. Fuck it, chai is dank.
Every fuck in these videos and images BETTER be arrested and charged. These are felonies they’ve committed. This is the single most internationally destabilizing thing that’s happened to this nation since...I can’t think of another. #ImpeachTrumpNow #ArrestThemAll
Hey, gorgeous! Hope you’re doing great, love. $flutterpie
I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗
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I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️
That moment you move closer to family and feel more alone than ever. Awesome.
Just in case you weren't sure, @DojaCat is the most versatile artist in the game. Plain, simple, facts. #BadBitchOfTheYear
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
Landlords charging application fees in the middle of this pandemic without refund option are out of touch and greedy. Why is it so hard to find a place when you actively have the money? The eff, Warrendale, PA? #Pittsburgh #COVID19 #MovingMidPandemic
That moment you realize you're too old to have friends on twitter, even after a decade. #MyTwitterAnniversary
If y'all couldn't tell Joe Exotic's voice wasn't the one on the songs when he was singing on camera without a music video -- y'all are imperceptive af. #TigerKing #JoeExotic
Super proud to have been a supporter and visitor of the Big Cat Rescue before it was cool. (They are an AmazonSmile choice, people!)
STOP ABUSING CUSTOMER SERVICE WORKERS. PERIOD. THEY CANNOT CHANGE THE GLOBAL EFFIN PANDEMIC ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN. AND NOT JUST DURING COVID-19. FOREVER. THEY DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH TO MANAGE YOUR MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. #CustomerService #THEYAREPEOPLETOO
Us waiting for all the pundits, candidates, and bad faith actors who've spent decades asking us how we'll pay for it to apologize.
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