Fleetwood Max
@fmax522
he/him • for the snakes and the people they bite
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Props to Gwyneth Paltrow for accurately remembering if she is or isn’t in a movie
sometimes i don’t feel like writing because everything is connected and i can’t get into all that right now
nobody been getting lost over here anymore
The Y in YMCA after not receiving royalties from their hit song
"yassified to maintain anonymity" is one of the greatest linguistic innovations of the century
Let me on Rogan. I’d be on there saying stuff like “no that’s dumb”
cucumbers after visiting the vinegar factory:
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
You just said you were gonna deck me classy mama
girl we’re on the way to the cottage rn
the concept of being more excited for episode 6 of heated rivalry than christmas
Whatever I said about heated rivalry on the pod disregard that: having watched all the available episodes these are my opinions: 1. Connor Storrie’s Russian pronunciation is so damn impressive for a non-native speaker. And he speaks a lot of Russian in these last episodes. (The…
Same Actress (Actually same director too)
Not now sweetie mommy has to dance herself clean
I don’t give a fuck bout none of that weird shit you popping .
they should invent a sunday where you feel like a real person who is worthy of love
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