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john

@fohnjarrell

i'm so alone in the dolce vita

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I ain’t settling down til I’m 45!


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favorite players in the nba: 1. steph 2. every player on the netropolitans 3. ant edwards 4. trae young 5. kendall jenner's boyfriend


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at first i thought jj mccarthy was daniel jones with better pr, but now i think he's zach wilson with the exact same pr


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@GloTheofficial first of all I’m sorry to u for my words and I honestly don’t think ur ugly at all, I was speaking from jail just having a hard time with life.. I don’t like bashing girls and hardly ever did.. I’m sorry to u twin


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Brian steel.


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I always love the fun and adrenaline of a racing film. Today marks two racing milestones for my friend Jerry Bruckheimer, the release of F1 and the 35 year anniversary to the day of our collaboration with the great Tony Scott on Days of Thunder. 1/7

TomCruise's tweet image. I always love the fun and adrenaline of a racing film. Today marks two racing milestones for my friend Jerry Bruckheimer, the release of F1 and the 35 year anniversary to the day of our collaboration with the great Tony Scott on Days of Thunder.

1/7

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Why do ppl think I haven’t had a job? Whatever


i think i might unretire from twitter but only if you guys help my next tweet go viral


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I’m conflicted. I like Twitter/X and it has served F1, Sky, me, and people around me, very well for a good while. But @elonmusk is such a daily globally interfering dick I feel the need to go somewhere else 🤔


her loss, for all the dogs, honestly, nevermind, dark lane demo tapes, certified lover boy

fohnjarrell's tweet image. her loss,    for all the dogs,    honestly, nevermind,    dark lane demo tapes,    certified lover boy

nothing was the same, thank me later, if you're reading this it's too late, more life, scorpion, take care, views

fohnjarrell's tweet image. nothing was the same, thank me later, if you're reading this it's too late, more life, scorpion, take care, views


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nah even the judge knew she had to free young thug once she heard this masterpiece in court

BREAKING: YOUNG THUG IS GOING HOME TODAY WITH 15 YEARS PROBATION



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Young Thug is coming home. After entering a non-negotiated plea deal, here is Judge Whitaker’s sentence: • 40 years, to serve five years but commuted to time served • 15 years on probation • “Backloaded” 20 years, which will be served in custody if he doesn’t complete…

ComplexMusic's tweet image. Young Thug is coming home.

After entering a non-negotiated plea deal, here is Judge Whitaker’s sentence:

• 40 years, to serve five years but commuted to time served
• 15 years on probation
• “Backloaded” 20 years, which will be served in custody if he doesn’t complete…
ComplexMusic's tweet image. Young Thug is coming home.

After entering a non-negotiated plea deal, here is Judge Whitaker’s sentence:

• 40 years, to serve five years but commuted to time served
• 15 years on probation
• “Backloaded” 20 years, which will be served in custody if he doesn’t complete…

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will santa be able to avoid the match long enough to deliver the presents on time? or will he have to summon some christmas magic, along a little help from the elves and his new reindeer tiktok (voiced by billie eilish), in order to save christmas?


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caitlin jenner makes her silverscreen debut as santa’s sister samantha, and dwayne the rock johnson co-stars as her new husband randy


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she also reveals the little-known “relative clause” to randy, which states that anyone related to santa can don the red jacket if they beat him in an arm wrestling match randy, always eager to display his masculinity, demands they board the next flight to the arctic circle


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santa’s estranged sister samantha claus has recently eloped with a thunder from down under dancer named randy, and after a particularly debaucherous bender during their honeymoon, she accidentally lets slip that her brother is santa


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