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Hot takes, almost entirely incorrect.

Man united and the cowboys. Someone call the stock market. Sell Sell Sell


Ive left more significant marks in my undies.

All 3 football stadiums were or is owed by @Everton that's some mark on a city

Alexand45170143's tweet image. All 3 football stadiums were or is owed by @Everton that's some mark on a city


#TOTCHE Can someone help me?? Whos the slimy spurs fan who is on the true geordie pod? Not that cartoon troopz copy or the flav creep


Two shite sides kicking fxxk out of each other. This is as good as peak sopranos #TOTCHE


Karma has hit spurs like a bus tonight. #TOTCHE


Incredible stat, that I'm exclusively here for.

Darwin Nunez is averaging a goal involvement every 55 minutes for Liverpool this season 🔥

footballontnt's tweet image. Darwin Nunez is averaging a goal involvement every 55 minutes for Liverpool this season 🔥


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🚨📊| Everton made just 112 accurate passes in their 2-0 loss at Liverpool on Saturday, the fewest by a team in a Premier League match this season. [@whoscored]

TransferSector's tweet image. 🚨📊| Everton made just 112 accurate passes in their 2-0 loss at Liverpool on Saturday, the fewest by a team in a Premier League match this season.

[@whoscored]

I don't want anymore longhand think pieces on Thomas Frank and that he's worth a single shite. Fucking had my weekend in his greasy palms and pissed it away the shite hawk.


The var. Can't replay the game, but you could fix it for us to draw them trophy dodgers in the fa cup. That would be ace. Fuck it.... I'll give them a 2 man advantage again the 9 quid coffee drinking wankers


Absolute shite slapper from dom szab. Remember the name. If for Nout else.... Just how to spell the fucker.


Just sit back and enjoy the Solheim.

forklessfool's tweet image. Just sit back and enjoy the Solheim.

#SolheimCup big shout to all them lady golfers that have bucked the gender bias and decided to give caddy jobs to males. we should all learn and evolve.👏👏👏


#SCOENG Graeme Souness' heat map on the post game tonight. 👏👏👏

forklessfool's tweet image. #SCOENG

Graeme Souness' heat map on the post game tonight.
👏👏👏

so many Real Madrid fans on twitter have perfect english and seem to be fluent in british slang and banter trends. i don't believe our kids are getting the same level of education. 👏👏👏


Todd to be giving team talks again by next week. foolish, foolish football club. like one of them fat teenage girls walking through costco dripping with massive designer logos and having zero shame in asking for a second taster of breadcrumb chicken tenders. #CHENFO


Man u are back in the big time. #UCLdraw

forklessfool's tweet image. Man u are back in the big time.

#UCLdraw

Outrageous that 1 club went 1 man down, 1 goal down against a Saudi funded club and won. Less outrageous that it was the pride of this isle Liverpool that done it. You are all fucking welcome. You don't want to hear it..... But we are.... We are so ..... Different


United and Everton have shared lots of things in the past. But if united shared their ref bias with the blues, they for sure would have done bits this last 30 years.


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