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network engineer (AS807), voip operator, sysadmin, software dev. transitioning from functional object to decorative object.
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There's a little gremlin that lives in my head and watches everything I do and yells "OPTIMIZE! OPTIMIZE!!!!" at all times
they will tell you you need less screen time less screens. they are lying. you need more screens. more screens. more screens. ten monitors. laptop. ipad. phone. more screens. you need more screens.
I show up to the job site 52 minutes late. The foreman, a pot long past simmering on a good day, tilts his head as he digs into me. “Well look who decided to grace us with his presence. Where the hell were you?” “Sir, I apologize. I couldn’t sleep. My Eight Sleep stayed hot all…
Far more people make the mistake of pretending to know when they don’t than make the mistake of appearing ignorant by asking questions. Not an excuse to be unprepared, but it’s worse to be unprepared and pretend you’re prepared. Being right is more important than looking smart.
I feel like trans people have been saying this for sometime!
Deciding what to do about ppl who are bad vibes but not dangerous is one of the most difficult things to navigate as an event host, at least for me
TSA lady opened my bag and 3 pairs of groucho marx glasses immediately fell out of it. she started laughing. i really forgot those were in there
I got blocked for this tweet which was punishment for tweeting while making my coffee at my actual job of… writing up a 30 page report on energy generation for data centers.
>Trump is the most influential figure on the English lexicon since Shakespeare. Wow. I didn't know that. I just — you're telling me now for the first time.
if you have an infinite tape of newborns, and a minister conditionally baptizing them, you can make a Turing machine, proving that the Catholic church is computable. this is also known as the Catholic Church-Turing equivalence
regular baptisms aren't idempotent so the church had to create a composition-safe monadic baptism
ADHDers are some of the best at first principles thinking precisely bcs they wake up every day with their operating system completely erased and have to sit down & rebuild it step by step if they wanna have a chance of literally doing anything at all
As an older woman, I hate that discord automatically changes emoticons into emojis
I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel
It feels like we lost an entire generation. You were supposed to learn how things work and then choose a 3rd party PaaS if it supported your tradeoffs, not blindly choose PaaS because you don’t understand how anything works.
Physicists will be like “I made this equation that describes how the world works and it works perfectly” and you’re like “wow, what’s that strange variable?” And they’re like, “that’s just some constant” and then you say “well what is it?” And then they say “I have no idea”
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