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Dr. Jonathan Crane

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With the final touches... my office is complete. Come one and all to the offices of Dr Jonathan Crane. Please let me help you. You need it.


Decorating is so very tedious.


I think I have found someone ...willing to fund my new office.


I would very much like a fear toxin compound to do the same. I think it may be very.. useful.


I'm working on a new compound. I have an anaesthetic that allows for every sensation to be felt with an acute hyper-awareness.


I may need to get .... creative.


Today I was office shopping- absolutely preposterous prices unless I want cardboard walls in a rundown fish canning factory.


Of course it isn't preposterous to think they'd give me my license back. They keep insisting Nygma is sane, don't they?


I expect to see the majority of you there, as almost every single person in this wretched city is desperately in need of help.


More importantly, I have decided to renew my license and begin practicing as a psychiatrist in Gotham again.


My life has been quiet as of late, not that anyone cares. I have a few new compounds to try. I've moved... six times.


Yes, yes, I'm still here.


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So here's fear in a handful of dust. And, uh, here's my shelf of Xbox games. Let's see, what else? I already showed you the fear dust right?


Mother's Day is fast approaching. What a useless reminder of an equally useless woman.


@_DetectiveCrane Or any grammar lessons you've ever taken, if your replies are any indication.


@_DetectiveCrane Goodie, I've been recognized by the plebes for something useless.


I have no interest in involving myself, naturally. Unless that involvement is entirely secondary. Perhaps a textbook manipulation?


So very quiet as of late. I wonder what might be done to remedy that.


Goodnight to my readers; dream frightful nightmares! Which I won't be doing while this clown alarm blares.


So, naturally, my head is chock-full of bad rhyme.


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