Four Elephants On The Back Of A Turtle
@four_turtle
Where the Discworld characters let of steam & talk about their day. This account is all my own & nothing to do with the Pratchett estate or Narrativia.
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Vimes: Anhk Morpork the city that never sleeps, smells good or forgets to give you a recipet when it robs you. Come for the sights, stay for the fights.
Nanny Ogg: Life has been hard since I lost my friend, things haven't been the same. No one has there to stop me when I go to far. Like do you know why a wizards staff has a nob on the end? Well because it looks better that why you naughty people.
Vimes: Had meeting with his lordship today. Apparently with this new underground system that he is planning we are now to train extra Dwarfs to patrol the various stations. I've also got to take on more vampires to do the night shifts. Progress apparently.
that you'll need to pay to to get your goods to market on time. Oh and does anyone know who The Times has employed to write the new crossword clues as I'd like a word with them about their clues. So would my kittens. 3/3
job of keeping the traffic moving, Sgt Colon & Corporal Nobbs. As we all know these are our finest traffic WatchMen and I'm sure they'll rise to the occasion with their usual skills and abilities. That being said make sure you have budgeted for the extra bribes, I mean taxes 2/3
Vetinari: I've decided to build an underground train system with Sir Harry and Moist. We'll be using the Device we found that seems able to power anything we need it to so expect more disruption to traffic than normal but don't worry as we'll have our best two men on the 1/3
found sticking out of his guts told us this. Commander Vimes has told us to use all the tings at our disposal so I taken all the paper out of ta toilet as this disposed off. If anyone can think of any ova stuff that's dis pos able please let me know so I can also use tat. 2/2
Detritus: We av decovered that the boby found in Ankh was one Sam Tile he was a roofer and we've also now worked out that he was dead. This took some time until we bought in Igor and he said "yettt hettt dead". We believe he was killed by being stabbed in guts, the knife we 1/2
The body has it's head missing which is believed to be a clue of foul play being involved. Sgt Detritus who has been assigned to the case and he hopes to have a suspect locked up soon said if find the head i'll find the killer so I'm on the look out for sumone with 2 heads. 2/2
A body was found flouting on the Ankh by the Brass Bridge. So far the Watch has nothing to go on but Nobby has been asked to return the Privey so hopefully this problem will sort itself out & they can start investigating the probable murder. 1/2
DAM IT! I JUST LEFT MY SWORD AT THE LAST PLACE I USED IT AND NOW I'VE ANOTHER KING TO DO. OH WELL HE'LL HAVE TO HAVE THE SCYTHE, ITS NOT LIKE HE CAN COMPLAIN IS IT AFTER ALL I'M THE FINAL JUDGE IN ALL MATTERS.
Igor: Oh the trialth of being an Igor. Igor athed me for a hand but ath I didn't have 1 I ask Igor. Unfortunately he didn't have 1 either but he ttaid Igor had 1 & he'd atttk him. However he'd already given it to Igor but in the end Igor came to the rettcue & found 1 in frettter.
Rincewind: I'm wondering if anyone knows any good maker of slippers. It's amazing just how many slippers a true coward can get through when he's running away. Rule 1: Don't look back, Rule 2: leave anything behind that might slow you down, Rule 3: Don't look back.
Detritus: had a issue with Mr saftycatch and no longer sure he my friend. Am thinking he didn't do job and now I having to pay for new door at the Treacle Mine Road Station. So not happy Troll.
Well it's a lovely morning in Ankh Morpork. The River is just slightly smelly. The haze above the city makes the sun shine especially pretty and the alchemist guild managed to only destroy the 2 buildings this time which made Vetinari almost smile.
Dibbler: Sausage in a bun, Rat on a Stick and the old favourite meat pie. Don't listen to the lies about the meat I use its always named and meets all the standards of catering laws in Ankh Morpork. A nice hot sausage in a bun on a cold day is guaranteed to warm you up.
I HAD A HARD DAY TODAY, BINKY MADE A RIGHT MESS OF HIS STABLES AFTER I LEFT HIM SOME OF MY CURRY AS A LITTLE GIFT.
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