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Four-Faced Liar

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No blood in our veins, just these four lanes of hard-assed east-bound Delancey!


We don't like to think of them as coelacanths. We like to think of them as coelaCANS!


And tonight we are so many Sam Champions reporting on the weather patterns of our minds.


We don't like to call them lubricants. We prefer lubriCANS!


Deerticking through the honky-bluesy-scruffy minutes of our emotional minds.


"The building ain't so big when you walk in there in uniform."


Tonight our currency is the cold pork & bean sandwiches of the mind. With mustard.


The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission just raided the game of flip cup of our minds.


Of the morning fishing trip, grandfather says "they returned smelling of strong drink and short on truth."


And tonight we will be fishing for the trophy blue marlins of our mind.


And tonight we are so many Ahabs on a rage-fueled hunt for the pale leviathan of our minds.


And tonight we will Return to the Pooh Corner of Kenny Loggins' mind.


We like our women hairy and our rock smooth.


And tonight we will be a couple of Lewises and Clarks searching for the Northwest Passage to our minds.


Because we love our minds, we shall set them free.


And tonight we will form the rhythm section for the Sammy Hagar-fronted supergroup of our minds.


We have literally nothing to lose but our minds.


And tonight we play so many weathermen trying to make sense of the movements of high- and low- pressure systems in our minds.


And tonight we will be slingshot backwards FROM the net INTO the cannon. Not the cannon of our minds. A real cannon.


And tonight we sail On The Account in the Red Sea Trade of our minds.


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