Freaky Friday Fortune Cookie Lady
@freakyfcookie
Teaching life lessons the only way I know how — Making people swap bodies.
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Reminder for mothers experiencing a Freaky Friday today: Stop losing your daughter’s virginity that is NOT how you switch back.
I don’t blame you one iota for feeling as you do. If I were you, I would undoubtedly feel just as you do.
msn.com/en-us/movies/n… Those of you hyped to see Roberts and Aniston swap will be very excited for the Freaky Friday(2003) sequel where I have Lindsay Lohan swap bodies with her Parent Trap Co-Star Lindsay Lohan.
I don’t know why you’d want to put your soul in a children’s doll, but sure, go nuts. Use dark magic to put yourself in a Stretch Armstrong for all I care.
Yes, it is still mansplaining even if you are in your wife’s body while doing it.
Yes, if you swap bodies with someone you can forge their signature. Let the muscle memory do its thing.
In my defense, when I made that little girl swap bodies with the Macy’s Santa I had no way of knowing he was the REAL Santa Claus.
The sorceress who cursed that prince to turn into a horrid Beast is my kind of gal.
The Santa Clause — A Cronenbergian body horror tale of a man whose body and life slowly slip away from him.
The greatest tragedy for any human being is going through their entire lives believing the only perspective that matters is their own.
Empathy begins with understanding life from another person's perspective. Nobody has an objective experience of reality. It's all through our own individual prisms.
A friend in need is a friend in deed. Go to that dentist appointment for them.
Children should be seen and not heard, especially if they claim to be a school principal trapped in a Kindergarten’s body. Preposterous. 😉
Was just peeing. My 4 year old came in and said he had to pee. We crossed streams. As we did he said, I wish we could switch bodies. I laughed. Now I’m terrified to go to sleep.
If you do something naughty in your mother’s body, Santa knows it is you.
A watched pot never boils, likewise trying out pot in your older brother’s body might make you feel watched.
Beauty is only skin deep, especially if your blushing bride recently switched bodies with a racist old man who just happened to be passing by the wedding
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Make a man swap places with a fish, he’ll go full Mr. Limpet, hook up with a lady fish, and decide to stay that way.
Yes, the lactose intolerance stays with the original body during Freaky Friday scenarios. Duh.
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