Mayumi Vice
@freesampleLIV
Having An Episode | Writer | Comedian
Can someone explain to me why this didn’t work
Was that an Earthquake or my Core Beliefs shifting?
Phones really are a human’s external hard drive. 🦾
Going to start signing off my emails with Don’t Fuck This Up
My therapist brought out the DSM-5 during our session and it honestly felt like I was meeting a celebrity.
"Addams Family Christmas," by Charles Addams, 1947 💀⚰️🦇
My friend just said “omg I did the most Olivia Hill thing today” and then to proceeded to tell me a story that was basically light narcissism 😹😅🥶
Sometimes our lineups blow us away too. Just look at these! 🎟️TIX AT WESTSIDECOMEDY.COM🎟️ @freesampleLIV @hansdickie @JoeWongComedy @BillyBonnell @jackiekashian @PallaviGunalan @SteveFurey @EsterKay @FerazOzel @davidnihill @thenikkibon @Hamptonyount #losangeles #santamonica
Luke warm take - The Beach Boys are the West Coast’s Phish (but better).
“I ate too fast because I was mad” an Olivia Hill story
It’s Grimace’s birthday, show some fucking respect.
Swifties,,, I wanna hire one of y’all to make me some custom Flavor Flav bracelets to trade for the next Eras Tour stop ya boy hits up,,,, Who can help,?? #TaylorSwift #ItsAClock
In my RED (Taylor’s Version) Era and makin new friends at #TaylorSwift @taylorswift13
face down ass up that’s the way we like to clear the gastrointestinal tract of farts
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