to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
“were you here when we were doing rock paper scissors no hands?”
me when i click “i’ve read the terms and conditions”
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why does dropping anything on the airplane floor feel like you’ve created a sinkhole
how are pretzels simultaneously too salty and not salty enough?
how do people walk with umbrellas and not throw it around a little
spotify accidentally started playing from my phone on the train luckily it was kendrick so everyone thinks i’m cool
i accidentally called my chef “baby” yesterday. we just looked at each other like 🥴
celsius has nothing on the energy you get from a crush
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