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Lizzo wanna be

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what if god was a balenciaga king


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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus


“were you here when we were doing rock paper scissors no hands?”


sometimes when i stop talking it feels good *cackle*


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me when i click “i’ve read the terms and conditions”

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why are all the gas pumps in california uncircumcised


when you send a grandma w dementia cookies…

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double cancer AND will cough when i hit the joint??? ugh :(


jesus was scary today


hey kiki palmer if you’re reading this wanna kiss


last super bowl i drank 5 diet coke cans


i was sitting next to someone who smelled like sunscreen. girl! don’t you no i can’t even get cancer in the winter girl


why does dropping anything on the airplane floor feel like you’ve created a sinkhole


ngl i miss summer


how are pretzels simultaneously too salty and not salty enough?


how do people walk with umbrellas and not throw it around a little


spotify accidentally started playing from my phone on the train luckily it was kendrick so everyone thinks i’m cool


i accidentally called my chef “baby” yesterday. we just looked at each other like 🥴


how do i marry orion sun


celsius has nothing on the energy you get from a crush


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