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12 AM doesn’t feel like the middle of the night anymore but 3 AM does.
Magic Johnson wasted the worlds best Porn Star name on a sports career
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Buying an assault weapon for self-defense sounds a bit contradictory
There is a food that if only eaten once, gives you a headache for life: wedding cake.
As a child, my mum told me I could be whoever I wanted when I grew up, but it turns out that this is called identity theft and is illegal.
Marriage is a combined effort of two persons in solving problems that did not exist before marriage.
We all have silly hang-ups-- personally, I worry that one of my balls is bigger than the other two.
In a world where nothing but left hands exist, nothing is right.
If there’s sexual tension between two people who hate to miss out on things is that called FOMO-erotic?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... especially if you throw it at him really hard!
I love contemplating morally ambiguous things like making it rain at a hurricane relief fund raiser.
I ordered some bundles of wood for my smoker and just like everything else, the apple was the most expensive.
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