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There always has to be someone in your family that thinks they are a professional photographer.
That awkward moment when your at a friends house then their parents start screaming at them.
How to get a woman mad in two easy steps: 1) Take a picture of her 2) Don't show it to her
School and a microwave always seem to take longer than regular minutes.
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
*Walks upstairs* "Why am I up here?" *Walks back down again* "I remember now!"
That moment when you walk through a spiders web, then instantly turn into a karate master.
When your parents decide to be in the same room as your computer, so you just switch to google and stare at it.
That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because you think someone is trying to talk to you.
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken by flirting.
Friend: "How long does it take to get there?" Me: "About 5 songs."
Teachers before they draw on the board: "I'm not an artist.."
Girl: "Do you have holes in your socks?" Boy: "No!" Girl: "Then how do you get your feet in?"
*Boy doing push ups*: "2.. 3... 4.." *Hot girl walks by* "225.. 226.."
How stupid would it be, if the last sentence in the last Harry Potter book was, "Then Harry woke up under the staircase in his bed."
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
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