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@Twitter Will my tweets change history? You probably need to fix this. I won't stop tweeting. You can't tell me what to do. #futuretweets
Feel free to use this picture next time @realDonaldTrump #CNN #ChrisChristie #Trump #FakeNews #FraudNewsCNN #ThisActuallyHappened
I thought #Wimbledon was a great tournament. Not really sure why they decided to revamp it. Replacing the grass courts with trampolines.
You two need to stop bickering and think about the good times ahead. @piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar #BestMates #DrawMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchGirls
When McDonald's started giving away free handguns in happy meals #AmericanGreatness #Freedom
Happy Canada Day! Fun Fact: on this day in 2024, Canadians decided to choose their own monarchy. King @justinbieber was a great leader.
#HowWasISupposedToKnow is a stupid hashtag. I do know. I know everything!! #omniscient #future
I can confirm an asteroid never hits Earth. So I assume this hashtag is about drugs and 'Asteriods' must be MDMA #WhenTheAsteroidHits #SayNo
#FridayFeeling doesn't have the same buzz since Emperor @sseagalofficial abolished weekends. Replaced by 7 days of non stop Seagal movies.
JayZ and Beyoncé used to be solid. But it soon soured and got to the point where they only communicated to each other through albums. #444
Futures Game used to be about baseball. Now it's about shooting lasers at electric spaceships whilst wearing white spandex. #future #amazing
#HeterosexualPrideDay was a great way to meet women 😏 If you like your women homophobic and with a penis... #AngryMen #DefinitelyNotGay
If @realDonaldTrump dad had stuck to putting his penis #Inhumans instead of #Indisabledsloths then the world would be a better place. #Trump
#NationalHandshakeDay was soon replaced by #NationalKickThemInTheShinDay but it didn't quite catch on.
@TheRock did a great job of retelling the horrific true story of Jumanji. Based on events from 1995. Some scenes were dramatised for film.
Prime Day started off innocent. Until Amazon decided members had passed their prime after this day and started culling old people #PrimeDay
I know what was really to blame here. They are dangerous weapons. Burn all the books. #ProtectOurChildren #YouTube bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
Watch as many zombie films as possible. Take notes, they will be needed soon... #WednesdayWisdom
#Starbucks #Costa and #CaffeNero ice cube scandal was shocking back in 2017. But it soon became the new hipster trend. I love Faecal Cubes.
Woman of the Year awards are great. All deserving winners. Apart from the year Russians interfered. @realDonaldTrump insists he won fairly.
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