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Naveed Fazlani

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Rebel with a cause but the cause is fuzzy

My girl went on my phone looking for any hints about any proposal plans and she concluded that I am closer to proposing a trade in fantasy football than proposing to her.


Are Mary Poppins and Willy Wonka in the same universe?


Your girls face when she makes plans but it’s football Sunday


Wow! Marvin Harrison is broken


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HISTORY. MADE. For the first time, your Patriots are A-10 Regular Season Champions! #PatriotPressure

MasonMBB's tweet image. HISTORY. MADE.

For the first time, your Patriots are A-10 Regular Season Champions!

#PatriotPressure

Not sure what’s going but there are random eclipses at this eagles parade, like did they buy out the moon?


Been watching way too much Grey’s Anatomy, scared me for a second 😅 #ThatsMyKeeper

fuzzzzy92's tweet image. Been watching way too much Grey’s Anatomy, scared me for a second 😅 #ThatsMyKeeper

Breaking down a play like the pros with @FieldYates, my favorite ESPN analyst and fellow @Commanders fanatic! 🏈 #MissFootballSeason


When your Barber finally comes back from maternity leave.


I am very surprised that there wasn’t a movie/show made about the Prison of Azkaban (or Azkaban Prison). There had to be some drama when you have Sirius Black and Bellatrix in a confined building for years. #HarryPotter


Whenever I see a red semi-truck behind me, I switch lanes incase Optimus needs to go stop the Decepticons.


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Bro gimme Caitlin Clark over Ben Simmons any day!


Should I be upset that my girlfriend isn’t comfortable enough to have gained her relationship weight yet?


Everytime I gain relationship weight, I just say I’m bulking.


“This is Texas baby, either you’re hot or you’re cold, either way you’re never happy.” - @asadm124


What does ASMR stand for? “ASMR stands for A Sound Making Resource” - @EPaolino


I was in a social situation (not suppose to be watching football), and my girlfriend asked what I was looking at in the distance (I was watching football on a tv far away), I panicked and said ‘another girl’. That fight didn’t last long, I think made the right decision.


In the past two days, I watched Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick for the first time. Today, my new PM quoted the beach scene from Top Gun Maverick…conincdence?! I think not!

fuzzzzy92's tweet image. In the past two days, I watched Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick for the first time.  Today, my new PM quoted the beach scene from Top Gun Maverick…conincdence?! I think not!

I got in the wrong car


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