Naveed Fazlani
@fuzzzzy92
Rebel with a cause but the cause is fuzzy
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My girl went on my phone looking for any hints about any proposal plans and she concluded that I am closer to proposing a trade in fantasy football than proposing to her.
Your girls face when she makes plans but it’s football Sunday
HISTORY. MADE. For the first time, your Patriots are A-10 Regular Season Champions! #PatriotPressure
Not sure what’s going but there are random eclipses at this eagles parade, like did they buy out the moon?
Breaking down a play like the pros with @FieldYates, my favorite ESPN analyst and fellow @Commanders fanatic! 🏈 #MissFootballSeason
When your Barber finally comes back from maternity leave.
I am very surprised that there wasn’t a movie/show made about the Prison of Azkaban (or Azkaban Prison). There had to be some drama when you have Sirius Black and Bellatrix in a confined building for years. #HarryPotter
Whenever I see a red semi-truck behind me, I switch lanes incase Optimus needs to go stop the Decepticons.
Bro gimme Caitlin Clark over Ben Simmons any day!
Should I be upset that my girlfriend isn’t comfortable enough to have gained her relationship weight yet?
Everytime I gain relationship weight, I just say I’m bulking.
“This is Texas baby, either you’re hot or you’re cold, either way you’re never happy.” - @asadm124
I was in a social situation (not suppose to be watching football), and my girlfriend asked what I was looking at in the distance (I was watching football on a tv far away), I panicked and said ‘another girl’. That fight didn’t last long, I think made the right decision.
In the past two days, I watched Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick for the first time. Today, my new PM quoted the beach scene from Top Gun Maverick…conincdence?! I think not!
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