Game Dev Quotes
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Alas, this isn't a game dev quote. I only do a little contract work for gaming these days. Instead, this is a link to my substack about my latest short story, in the Convoy of Chaos anthology. dgoodall.substack.com/p/convoy-of-ch… We shall now resume our blissful silence.
"'Near future' is like 'soon' but has a different meaning."
Incomprehensible Bug Report Friday: "omfg no run the same speed weather u sheathed or not"
"Saw? Sow? Soo?" "It's pronounced 'say ow'" "Ow!" "Now I hit you and then accuse you of altering the time stream."
"Modok shouldn't be able to carry tiny units because he is all head."
Incomprehensible Bug Report Friday: "When I click on the x on the top right corner, it crashes."
"I wanted traditional free speech, but they gave me boneless."
Incomprehensible Name Change Defense Friday: "Pussy Killer should be allowed. Its only offensive to chicks."
"I only know two things about Maine: Baltimore and dairy." "Baltimore is in Maryland." "Fuck!"
On a Publisher's Chain of Command: "It's like Memento written by the guy in Memento."
"She was more of a vokda person." "Like some kind of vodka elemental?" "Yeah. Weak to fire."
Incomprehensible Bug Report Friday: "HOW DO I PLACE STUFF IN MY WARDRHAT YOU CAN WEAR?S TITEMOBE? IS IT ONLY SPECIAL"
"No big meeting today. We just need to get everyone in the same room for a quickie."
"The way bears acclimate themselves after hibernation is a steady diet of nuts, berries, and knife fights."
Incomprehensible Bug Report Friday: "how i do terrorize control this bitch u know wen u"
"<f2p company> wants to make our game work like the mob. 'You got a nice sword, kid. It'd be a shame if something happened to it...'"
"This thing attaches to this thing." "That's what it sounds like to me." "That's what it sounds like out loud." "Makin' language!"
IBRF: "I don't get why you can't business manage finances appropriate to where you get shit done. Fail, now this. Disappoint."
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